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Trump Announces New Memoir: 'If I Did It'
Posted on: February 6, 2020 at 19:28:32 CT
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Just one day after his acquittal of both articles of impeachment, President Donald Trump has announced a new memoir: If I Did It.
Trump says the book contains theoretical conjecture over what he would have done had he actually committed the abuses of power he was accused of.
"I didn't do it, obviously, as I was just found to be the most innocent president of all time by the Senate," he said at a press conference announcing the new book. "But if I had done it, I would have obviously carried out the best high crimes and misdemeanors, maybe ever. And this book lays out how. It's tremendous. My high crimes would have been 17-dimensional Scattergories, not some dumb phone call."
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crying. lol
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Just one day after his acquittal of both articles of impeachment, President Donald Trump has announced a new memoir: If I Did It.
Trump says the book contains theoretical conjecture over what he would have done had he actually committed the abuses of power he was accused of.
"I didn't do it, obviously, as I was just found to be the most innocent president of all time by the Senate," he said at a press conference announcing the new book. "But if I had done it, I would have obviously carried out the best high crimes and misdemeanors, maybe ever. And this book lays out how. It's tremendous. My high crimes would have been 17-dimensional Scattergories, not some dumb phone call."
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