I see all the petty bickering, so let me try to make peace

Posted on: January 11, 2020 at 09:18:58 CT

Here is the overriding reality of this board. I am way more advanced than every single one of you. Yet, I make time to come here, participate, have some fun and gladly accept that my slumming time here likely makes a few of you pathetic bastards feel just a little better about yourselves. So instead of simply frolicking in little p*ssing matches and petty skirmishes, come together to bask in the magnificent radiance of my presence, learn a few things from my font of endless wisdom and make 2020 a bit better simply by releasing the anger and celebrating the greatness you all share in a glorified unison. Me.

My gift to you as I am, above all else, a giver.