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so this is REALLY how everything went down, right?
Posted on: December 10, 2019 at 10:44:29 CT
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Nov 30 - Barry Odom panic fired as Missouri HC
Nov 30 - Missouri AD Jim Sterk contemplates the need for a new coach for the first time
Nov 31 - At the request of the search firm, Missouri AD Jim Sterk spends his day writing up a job description that will be posted on monster.com, and he hopes it will attract many, many qualified candidates
Dec 1 - The Head Coaching position for the University of Missouri job is published
Dec 2 - Missouri AD Jim Sterk anxiously waits to see what kinds of resumes he'll get
Dec 3 - The following coaches proactively reach out to preemptively turn down the job at Missouri; Mike Norvell(1), Billy Napier(2), Luke Fickell(3), Willie Fritz(4), Bryan Harsin(5), Lane Kiffin(6), Jeff Monken(7) and Josh Heupel(8)
Dec 3 - Will Healey(9) also preemptively turns Missouri down
Dec 4 - Blake Anderson(10) submits his resume via monster.com
Dec 4 - Jeff Monken(11) preemptively turns Missouri down again, because he wasn't sure that Sterk saw his first text
Dec 5 - Missouri AD Jim Sterk meets with the Board of Curators and shares that the only people who have applied online via monster.com are Blake Anderson(12), Jeff Monken(13) and Skip Holtz(14), and that Jay Norvell(15), Jim McElwain(16), Willie Fritz(17), Troy Calhoun(18), Will Healy(19) and Brian Harsin(20) have already preemptively rejected Missouri and all that it stands for
Dec 5 - Steve Sarkasian(21) preemptively turns Missouri down, noting that it's not southern enough for him, and also racists
Dec 6 - The Board of Curators reach out to trusted media partners and insiders Dave Matter and a guy with a mid-day radio show and leak that they are NOT happy with the resumes they've received via monster.com, and that Missouri AD Jim Sterk is incompetent and has bad hair
Dec 7 - The Board of Curators take the search into their own hands and fly to North Carolina, where they wait outside the mens' room for Eli Drinkwitz so that they can introduce themselves and offer him a fully baked contract for the Head Coaching position at the University of Missouri, which he accepts on the spot because he appreciates the moxy of these Curators and their "can do" attitude
Dec 8 - ESPN confirms MU will hire Eliah Drinkwitz as HC
Edited by phrejd at 10:50:47 on 12/10/19
Nov 30 - Missouri AD Jim Sterk contemplates the need for a new coach for the first time
Nov 31 - At the request of the search firm, Missouri AD Jim Sterk spends his day writing up a job description that will be posted on monster.com, and he hopes it will attract many, many qualified candidates
Dec 1 - The Head Coaching position for the University of Missouri job is published
Dec 2 - Missouri AD Jim Sterk anxiously waits to see what kinds of resumes he'll get
Dec 3 - The following coaches proactively reach out to preemptively turn down the job at Missouri; Mike Norvell(1), Billy Napier(2), Luke Fickell(3), Willie Fritz(4), Bryan Harsin(5), Lane Kiffin(6), Jeff Monken(7) and Josh Heupel(8)
Dec 3 - Will Healey(9) also preemptively turns Missouri down
Dec 4 - Blake Anderson(10) submits his resume via monster.com
Dec 4 - Jeff Monken(11) preemptively turns Missouri down again, because he wasn't sure that Sterk saw his first text
Dec 5 - Missouri AD Jim Sterk meets with the Board of Curators and shares that the only people who have applied online via monster.com are Blake Anderson(12), Jeff Monken(13) and Skip Holtz(14), and that Jay Norvell(15), Jim McElwain(16), Willie Fritz(17), Troy Calhoun(18), Will Healy(19) and Brian Harsin(20) have already preemptively rejected Missouri and all that it stands for
Dec 5 - Steve Sarkasian(21) preemptively turns Missouri down, noting that it's not southern enough for him, and also racists
Dec 6 - The Board of Curators reach out to trusted media partners and insiders Dave Matter and a guy with a mid-day radio show and leak that they are NOT happy with the resumes they've received via monster.com, and that Missouri AD Jim Sterk is incompetent and has bad hair
Dec 7 - The Board of Curators take the search into their own hands and fly to North Carolina, where they wait outside the mens' room for Eli Drinkwitz so that they can introduce themselves and offer him a fully baked contract for the Head Coaching position at the University of Missouri, which he accepts on the spot because he appreciates the moxy of these Curators and their "can do" attitude
Dec 8 - ESPN confirms MU will hire Eliah Drinkwitz as HC
Edited by phrejd at 10:50:47 on 12/10/19
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so this is REALLY how everything went down, right? - phrejd MU
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