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Wake up, sh*t. Shower, get ready for work, drink coffee on

Posted on: November 20, 2019 at 10:03:55 CT

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way to work, have another at work, sh*t again around 930. Like clockwork.

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It is amazing how quickly I have to **** after my last - TheWildcat MU

- 11/20 09:42:59

Wake up, sh*t. Shower, get ready for work, drink coffee on - hefeweizen MU

- 11/20 10:03:55

Two ****s = less dinner(nm) - Gyro MU - 11/20 10:04:59

Second one is mostly water(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 11/20 10:07:09

Just wait until you're in your 40's... - Gyro MU - 11/20 09:59:30

I welcome it.(nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 11/20 10:00:33

Just wait until you have to decide whether... - Gyro MU - 11/20 10:01:27

I'm in my 30s, and my first cup of coffee - mizzouSECedes STL - 11/20 09:51:28

My first coffee was at 36, been drinking it Tyrone style - Eggs MU - 11/20 09:58:51

You drink coffee outside Faurot walking around asking if - hefeweizen MU

- 11/20 10:16:03

you drink coffee while banging fat white women - cnk ATL - 11/20 10:12:24

you drink coffee while putting lotion on your elbows?(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/20 10:11:49

You make it in a coffee maker you've pawned repeatedly(nm) - dangertim MU

- 11/20 10:11:15

You have coffee mugs all over town with different grinds - hefeweizen MU

- 11/20 10:10:09

You pour a whole bottle of cough syrup in it?(nm) - dangertim MU

- 11/20 10:08:41

Is it bad that I really want to try coffee drank now?(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/20 10:09:27

it would probably pair best with a fruit-forward natural - dangertim MU

- 11/20 10:16:28

you drink coffee with bad credit?(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 11/20 10:08:25

you drink coffee in the late afternoon because you slept - cnk ATL - 11/20 10:06:43

you drink coffee while not reading well?(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/20 10:05:12

you drink coffee while running from the cops?(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/20 10:04:35

you drink coffee while dancing really well?(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/20 10:04:11

you drink coffee without knowing your kids?(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/20 10:03:50

you steal coffee?(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/20 10:03:13

He scratches his neck when he craves it (nm) - mizzouSECedes STL - 11/20 10:04:37

A year or so ago, all I had to do was smell it as it was - dangertim MU

- 11/20 09:50:21

I don't drink coffee, but I still shyt before 800am every - tigerinhogtown STL - 11/20 09:47:33

Well, you see. Caffeine is a laxative. This is causing you - Tiger_Claw STL - 11/20 09:45:43

I like to get it out ASAP(nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 11/20 09:46:20

Same. And to take it a step further it is amazing how long - kmawv8 MU - 11/20 09:44:24

lol yes (nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 11/20 09:45:23

PS. I’m pushing one right now (nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 11/20 09:45:36

Is it an odd sensation when your sh-t is being pushed - TigerNuts KC - 11/20 09:47:08

Whoa - kmawv8 MU - 11/20 09:56:17

It was a question, retard (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 11/20 10:01:21

I'm slightly dyslexic and switched up the first two - kmawv8 MU - 11/20 10:05:11

LOL@KMAWV8(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/20 10:07:18

deserved (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 11/20 10:12:21