Mizzou Football descends into the Valley of the Shadow of Death.
If Sterk intends to fire a bowl eligible coach at Ole Mizzou, he better have an Urban Meyer-caliber upgrade well in hand.
Rocky Long reprising 'Woody' in Woody's Wagon will definitely lose Sterk his job as well.
And Sterk, for god's sake, whatever you do, don't, under any circumstances...