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Of course, But i usually just carry a little Gerber

Posted on: October 31, 2019 at 20:01:27 CT
Uncle Fester USMC
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That opens like a switchblade

But ive got the real deals

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Is a 59 year old Man dating a 20 year old woman weird ? - Uncle Fester USMC - 10/31 19:19:28
     Pretty common, but it might make older women jealous. - Freeglider USA - 11/1 01:44:43
     Ask Biden's wife. - MizzouTigerz MU - 10/31 20:57:07
          Biden's only like 10 years older than his wife, Trumptard... - tigerdb MU - 10/31 21:35:10
          Im not a serial hair sniffer - Uncle Fester USMC - 10/31 21:02:48
               LOL - MizzouTigerz MU - 10/31 21:29:27
                    In normal times i would agree - Uncle Fester USMC - 10/31 22:19:17
     I do think it's weird calling a farm animal a woman, but - SparkyStalcup MU - 10/31 19:53:36
          Really? Same party that thinks men can have abortions. - RHAYWORTH MU - 10/31 21:24:42
          and I thought Fester's animal action was limited to - tigerdb MU - 10/31 20:23:31
          This is dumb and gay and so is anyone who thinks its funny(nm) - Ragnar Danneskjold MU - 10/31 20:13:50
               It's everything we've come to expect from a liberal. - RayKinsella1922 SEC - 10/31 21:04:22
          LOL - mizzoumurfkc KC - 10/31 20:11:35
          damn - TigerJackSwartz MU - 10/31 20:05:22
               I love ewe(nm) - Tigrrrr! MU - 10/31 20:09:36
     Dating? - tigerdb MU - 10/31 19:50:00
     The answer to that is a question - JG A - 10/31 19:41:36
          One thing I've noticed is when I was in my 20's I was - MUTGR MU - 10/31 19:53:47
               Yeah, I was pretty damn picky myself - Uncle Fester USMC - 10/31 19:56:20
                    What year were you in - mizzoumurfkc KC - 10/31 20:13:39
          In the classic supermodel sense, No - Uncle Fester USMC - 10/31 19:43:21
               What happened to the hot little - mizzoumurfkc KC - 10/31 20:03:22
                    I think i p#ssed her off, And shes fifty something and a - Uncle Fester USMC - 10/31 20:06:56
               Was she blind at birth, or was there an accident? Nm - hokie VT - 10/31 19:44:27
                    Its the crocodile Dundee look i reckon - Uncle Fester USMC - 10/31 19:45:45
                         At one time I heard differently. - Toger STL - 10/31 19:55:19
                              Yes, Thats the face but the dress is all dundee - Uncle Fester USMC - 10/31 19:57:22
                                   Including the knife?(nm) - Toger STL - 10/31 19:58:11
                                        Of course, But i usually just carry a little Gerber - Uncle Fester USMC - 10/31 20:01:27
               Good for you fester(nm) - DevilsAdvocate KC - 10/31 19:43:58
                    Nothing serious but she was Preening and stretching for me - Uncle Fester USMC - 10/31 19:49:17
                         Lol she stretching in Walmart?(nm) - DevilsAdvocate KC - 10/31 19:54:54
                              Oh yeah, She wears these black form fitting pants that, Well - Uncle Fester USMC - 10/31 19:59:45
                                   And what are the chances she's CIA?(nm) - RayKinsella1922 SEC - 10/31 20:03:42
                                        Dont care - Uncle Fester USMC - 10/31 20:05:11
                                             So - MizzouTigerz MU - 10/31 21:34:08
                                             Well as long as you're clear on price.(nm) - RayKinsella1922 SEC - 10/31 20:53:26
     She must be. Nm - hokie VT - 10/31 19:41:29
     whatever floats your boat unless it is my daughter(nm) - DevilsAdvocate KC - 10/31 19:38:57
          LOL - Uncle Fester USMC - 10/31 19:44:01
     Unless you are the 59 year old man. In which case, I salute - MUTGR MU - 10/31 19:37:30
     LOL oh no... - Gyro MU - 10/31 19:36:12
     yes (nm) - SwampTiger MU - 10/31 19:32:14
     Does the 20 year old know about the - mizzoumurfkc KC - 10/31 19:29:30
          Not yet, But her safety and well being is my primary concern - Uncle Fester USMC - 10/31 19:31:27
               Do you have a room?(nm) - DevilsAdvocate KC - 10/31 19:39:44
               She needs to be vetted first - mizzoumurfkc KC - 10/31 19:34:02
                    Do tell - we know liberals are all in the know on traffickin - RayKinsella1922 SEC - 10/31 19:36:34
                         You CONTARD... - mizzoumurfkc KC - 10/31 19:58:03
     Does it involve hand cuffs or white vans?(nm) - RayKinsella1922 SEC - 10/31 19:28:10
          No - Uncle Fester USMC - 10/31 19:29:03
               If it's your daughter or a relative holy hell - think of - RayKinsella1922 SEC - 10/31 19:35:30
                    I reckon the Apocalypse being Nigh kinda throws a different - Uncle Fester USMC - 10/31 19:38:22
                         whether it's five minutes or five years it's going to amount - RayKinsella1922 SEC - 10/31 19:41:14
     no(nm) - Ragnar Danneskjold MU - 10/31 19:27:50
          Thanx Rags - Uncle Fester USMC - 10/31 19:28:37




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