Forecast of questions in tonight's debate:

Posted on: October 15, 2019 at 12:28:31 CT

Moderator: Mr biden, did you or your son get any personal benefit for your being the vice president for the great barrack obama in Gatherer's dealings with either china or ukraine?

Biden: No.

Moderator: Thank you mr vice president.

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Moderator: Senator warren, will your economic plan require you to raise taxes on the middle class?

Thin Lizzie: You see the question is whether people will save money. The question you should ask is how much happier and better off the american people will be under my plan.

Moderator: Thank you, pale face.

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Moderator: Senator Anders, we were all very concerned when you left the campaign trail after a heart attack a couple weeks ago. How are you feeling and do you think you can at your age, withstand the rigors of campaigning without keeling over like fat hillary did.

Bernice Anders: I feel fine, thanx for asking.

Moderator: Thank you and good luck senator.

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Moderator: This question is for Beta O'rourke; Is the fact that you are a
FLICKING IDIOT influencing your decision to stay in the race despite the fact that most people realize that you are a FLICKING IDIOT?

Beta: Huh?

Moderator: Thank you. "Geeesh, what an ass hole"

Edited by hokie at 12:29:56 on 10/15/19