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3 objects have been in my ass

Posted on: August 5, 2019 at 16:01:10 CT

lqf2b8 MU

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1) a camera they used to determine if I had UC
2) the nurse stuck her finger (maybe more because it hurt) up there to see if I had a colon fissure (or something) a couple weeks later
3) a suppository I took when I had pneumonia when I was 12

other than that my ass is as virginal as Jesus' ass

Edited by lqf2b8 at 16:01:24 on 08/05/19

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Spent Saturday night in downtown STL - Cosmo MU

- 8/5 15:33:48

for real? the place attached to the Drury Inn? (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 8/5 16:03:53

I grilled up a KC Strip last night to medium rare perfection - kmawv8 MU - 8/5 15:51:51

Sous Viding steaks is the only way I cook them any more. - tgr MU

- 8/5 16:01:21

Same - Cosmo MU

- 8/5 16:04:15

Why not just out on the grill? - kmawv8 MU - 8/5 16:05:12

I use the grill sometimes too - Cosmo MU

- 8/5 16:07:28

Being a grill master, I don't need no fancy meat boiling - kmawv8 MU - 8/5 16:04:14

It's the only way I cook chicken any more. It makes it so - tgr MU

- 8/5 16:20:35

Yeah, chicken is great that way, and I tried corn on the cob - Cosmo MU

- 8/5 16:30:29

I'm doing that later this week - cnk ATL - 8/5 15:58:21

That's a hell of a deal. I'm not good about freezing and - kmawv8 MU - 8/5 16:00:34

I have a foodsaver and vacuum seal those *****es(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/5 16:05:33

Yeah, this is what I really want to buy before the Sous Vide - kmawv8 MU - 8/5 16:06:48

I seasoned them before freezing this time - cnk ATL - 8/5 16:07:59

Last night I just threw salt and pepper on them while - kmawv8 MU - 8/5 16:09:21

I am going to try a little chimichurri sauce though - cnk ATL - 8/5 16:11:54

yeah, I just hit these with a bunch of salt and pepper - cnk ATL - 8/5 16:10:36

Sounds perfect to me - Eggs (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 8/5 16:11:46

The only acceptable reply should have been - Cosmo MU

- 8/5 16:10:10

or - cnk ATL - 8/5 16:10:51

Is it really only $36 for the fillet? nm - Sarazen MU - 8/5 15:48:22

I got the dinner special and it was 40 - Cosmo MU

- 8/5 15:50:13

That's cheap these days...I'll give it a try next - Sarazen MU - 8/5 15:51:26

The gf had chicken and it was excellent too - Cosmo MU

- 8/5 15:53:45

Dude, dump her ass right now. - kmawv8 MU - 8/5 15:55:01

She's a girl, they're weird like that (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 8/5 15:56:44

I guess that's ok this time - kmawv8 MU - 8/5 15:59:24

And it's not even ala carte. It comes with a side dish. - kmawv8 MU - 8/5 15:52:34

Carmine's is solid(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 8/5 15:42:35

wish my poops were(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/5 15:47:25

I hear that, brother(nm) - lqf2b8 NWMSU - 8/5 15:50:43

Limiting it to an "out hole" might help your cause (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/5 15:53:18

3 objects have been in my ass - lqf2b8 NWMSU - 8/5 16:01:10

This has gotten me to think if there has ever - kmawv8 MU - 8/5 16:06:10

man, y'all ain't livin(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/5 16:06:41

[peach + eggplant emoji] (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/5 16:07:23

yolo(nm) - TigerA MU - 8/5 15:54:45

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