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our new cat is officially furry Satan

Posted on: June 18, 2019 at 12:41:54 CT
Joeboo MU
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it likes to jump from the floor to my shoulders, which hurts like hell because it can't quite jump that high and has to use its claws to hold on and climb up

However, a few days ago it attempted this and mis-calculated and ended up embedding 1 claw into my neck...and getting stuck, dangling down my back with it's full weight on the 1 needle-like claw that was stuck in my neck.

Had to yell at my wife to come get it, I couldn't reach the damn thing, it was behind me and I couldn't really turn my head anyway, with a tiny dagger in my neck.

**** that...I almost punted it across the house when it came loose
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The biggest loss from all of the various TB database purges - Joeboo MU - 6/18 11:16:27
     I still use it on facebook when people post dumb ****(nm) - NWMizzouFan MU - 6/18 12:44:10
     took about 4 seconds to find it - cnk ATL - 6/18 11:53:53
          damnit, I couldn't find it at all - Joeboo MU - 6/18 12:26:19
               EVERYONE POINT AT JOEBOO AND LAUGH!!! HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHH - phrejd MU - 6/18 12:28:14
                    LOL @ JOEBOO (nm) - lqf2b8 STL - 6/18 12:35:08
                    RE: EVERYONE POINT AT JOEBOO AND LAUGH!!! HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHH - Joeboo MU - 6/18 12:32:41
                         my sister used to have a cat that was super skinny. one day - phrejd MU - 6/18 12:38:05
                              our new cat is officially furry Satan - Joeboo MU - 6/18 12:41:54
                                   all cats are furry satans - phrejd MU - 6/18 12:45:34
                                        kittens having kittens, bro. It's a shame (nm) - lqf2b8 STL - 6/18 12:46:25
                              Spot?(nm) - cnk ATL - 6/18 12:40:05
               the key was "Joe cuck Paterno nazi boaisy .edu - dangertim MU - 6/18 12:27:39
               "paterno confused" is your huckleberry(nm) - cnk ATL - 6/18 12:27:25
                    RE: "paterno confused" is your huckleberry(nm) - dangertim MU - 6/18 12:28:05
                         oh, Dang....this is so us!!(nm) - cnk ATL - 6/18 12:29:01
                              lol TRUE! [wine glass emoji](nm) - dangertim MU - 6/18 12:31:00
                                   Eggplant + peach(nm) - cnk ATL - 6/18 12:37:15
                                        RE: Eggplant + peach(nm) - dangertim MU - 6/18 12:41:13
                                             vegetarian lunch and dessert!(nm) - cnk ATL - 6/18 12:51:09
                                                  RE: vegetarian lunch and dessert!(nm) - dangertim MU - 6/18 12:57:38
     Just substitute this - FIJItiger MU - 6/18 11:38:35
          i only acknowledge SIUYFA kim as he was the best kim(nm) - TigerA MU - 6/18 11:40:19
               An off the court hot mic was def the highlight of his - TheWildcat STL - 6/18 11:46:32
               RE: i only acknowledge SIUYFA kim as he was the best kim(nm) - FIJItiger MU - 6/18 11:40:53
     RE: The biggest loss from all of the various TB database purges - colonel angus beef KC - 6/18 11:28:51
     the purge has greatly affected the primary business model - dangertim MU - 6/18 11:22:32
     Agreed. I have tried (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 6/18 11:21:42
          y'all suck at trying(nm) - dangertim MU - 6/18 11:31:39
     searching for it is fun - TigerA MU - 6/18 11:18:54
          RE: searching for it is fun - TheShoe STL - 6/18 11:25:39
               OPPS...(nm) - cnk ATL - 6/18 11:54:07
                    double opps, bro - dangertim MU - 6/18 12:25:32
                         YOLO(nm) - cnk ATL - 6/18 12:26:02
               dynamite drop in, old balls(nm) - dangertim MU - 6/18 11:26:19




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