things i think we should all be very, very upset about:

Posted on: April 15, 2019 at 11:01:43 CT

- spring game attendance
- the offense is clearly going to take a step back
- the gold on the helmet stripe was clearly not pantone PMS 124
- yost's stupid hair
- is the SEZ even up to code?
- the rock M looked grey
- the bathrooms. seriously?
- Pinkel never won a championship
- the SEC hates our video board
- tickets cost way too much
- the drive is too long
- locals
- concession stands no longer offer pretzels
- someone took my seat back thingy
- the sun was in my face
- recruits hate our press box
- i find the cannon to be offensive
- truman is a racist
- the helmet car doesn't have all-weather tires
- the track
- stars
- all the true sons are gone
- kickers
- racist kickers
- racist kickers who smoke weed
- racist kickers who smoke weed in the parking lot
- racist kickers who smoke weed in the parking lot with a fullback
- racist kickers who smoke weed in the parking lot with a fullback wearing gold pants
- gold pants