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Cats are the worst

Posted on: January 24, 2019 at 17:37:31 CT
Taran_Tiger MU
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My wife recently fostered a kitten who just went in heat for the first time and our male cat who is fixed is hitting it left and right. Apparently cat sex is supposed to last ten seconds but since he can't cum it is neverending. The noises haunted my dreams last night. I told my wife that no one in our house is gonna get more azz than me but he has been getting after it for 24 hours straight. FYI get your female cat fixed ASAP. Anyone else ever experience this?
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Cats are the worst - Taran_Tiger MU - 1/24 17:37:31
     Cat sex does not last 10 seconds...The male cat's penis has - DoltfromSTL MU - 1/24 17:49:20
          Taran's sexual exploits are lucky to last 10 seconds.... - Tigrrrr! MU - 1/24 18:56:53
          ^^^^True^^^^ - jonesin - 1/24 17:51:27
               Not entirely, but close enough - JG MU - 1/24 17:53:02
                    You would argue seminary with Moses and Jesus. - jonesin - 1/24 17:58:57
                         It's exactly correct, but George is a pretty ignernt vet (nm) - DoltfromSTL MU - 1/24 18:03:53
                              Maybe George will watch this and learn... - DoltfromSTL MU - 1/24 18:07:18
                                   How much do you want to bet your post is not - JG MU - 1/24 18:13:20
                                        Torito? - JG MU - 1/24 18:56:24
     Every single moran that doesn't spay their female - JG MU - 1/24 17:41:12




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