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Posted on: November 19, 2018 at 15:04:29 CT
JG MU
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One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor
of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened
again the next week!

The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected & saw
an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This
went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached
her.

"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the
collection plate," he stated.

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money and I give
some of it to the church."

The pastor replied, "That's wonderful. But $1000 is a lot, are you
sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?"

The elderly woman answered"$10,000 a week."

The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very
successful; what does he do for a living?"

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea the vet. made that
much money," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?"

The woman answered proudly, "In Nevada ... He has two cat houses, one
in Las Vegas , and one in Reno '
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Chainmail - JG A - 11/19 15:04:29
     didnt you guys just elect a dead guy? - colonel angus beef KC - 11/19 15:22:22
          Republicans in Nye County - JG A - 11/19 15:23:25
               me and Mormad belong to the bukkake party. - colonel angus beef KC - 11/19 15:25:01
                    Technically, we're just contributors - Mormad MU - 11/19 15:34:00
                    Nye County is where the whore houses are in the south - JG A - 11/19 15:28:21
     and he has a ridiculously outdated haircut(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 11/19 15:10:09
          Nope. never - JG A - 11/19 15:19:20
          chainmail+bad haircut=math wizard(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 11/19 15:17:47
               RE: chainmail+bad haircut=math wizard(nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 11/19 15:25:54
          And he's dead.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 11/19 15:17:17
               Oh wait - you were talking about JG. Lol...they - Carlos Rossi KC - 11/19 15:18:00
                    No. You don't believe that - JG A - 11/19 15:18:45
                         I 100% believe you have a butt cut because you do.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 11/19 15:20:41
                              Its such a stupid thing to lie about - JG A - 11/19 15:25:14
               Well not quite yet - JG A - 11/19 15:17:56




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