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Posted on: August 2, 2018 at 09:22:04 CT

lqf2b8 MU

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If I get a bj I post a gif of a puppy staring at the camera while it is pooping.

If I get laid I post a gif of a puppy defiling a stuffed animal

If I go down on a girl I post a gif of a puppy licking peanut butter off of something

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There are few things that depress me more than facebook pics - MizzouAstro MU

- 8/2 08:36:22

get new friends(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/2 09:13:47

That fatty is giving him what he wants. It clouds - HandBanana MU - 8/2 08:57:05

you know what depresses me - lqf2b8 MU

- 8/2 08:38:57

Is this divorce thing part of your shtick? (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/2 08:50:00

I have a dick pic shtick. This is not a shtick (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 8/2 09:06:28

You're going to have to put a little spin on the re-entering - tigersknowbest MU - 8/2 09:18:40

how about this - lqf2b8 MU

- 8/2 09:22:04

no, none of that, that is repulsive(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 8/2 09:23:44

too bad - lqf2b8 MU

- 8/2 09:24:21

What did you do? What did she do? Or you just grew - TheWildcat STL - 8/2 09:06:51

just grew apart(nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 8/2 09:07:51

How many years?(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/2 09:08:02

5 or 6 (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 8/2 09:08:29

How much was spent on the wedding? (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/2 09:09:19

25k if I remember correctly - lqf2b8 MU

- 8/2 09:10:35

so what you're saying is Astro's FB friend - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/2 09:33:53

I paid for exactly $0 of my wedding. - kmawv8 MU - 8/2 09:16:35

My ex FIL paid for my wifes college so there was no - lqf2b8 MU

- 8/2 09:18:25

weddings seem like an anachronism - Domino MU

- 8/2 09:20:46

agreed (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 8/2 09:23:11

As a man who's benefited and a father only of a son - kmawv8 MU - 8/2 09:19:54

I may set aside like 2K now for her wedding. Whatever - TheWildcat STL - 8/2 09:21:04

lol - kmawv8 MU - 8/2 09:22:19

Again, not my ****ing problem. She will just have less - TheWildcat STL - 8/2 09:23:18

your poor daughter. i already feel sorry for her and - kmawv8 MU - 8/2 09:25:47

He's talking out his ass, he's going to want to do - tigersknowbest MU - 8/2 09:27:50

I wonder if he is going to give her the girl name that - lqf2b8 MU

- 8/2 09:29:29

No because I ****ing hate that stupid goddamn name - TheWildcat STL - 8/2 09:30:39

we had one in my HS that went by the shortened version - lqf2b8 MU

- 8/2 09:32:05

Was she mormon?(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/2 09:32:27

nope. I want to say catholic because she went to ND - lqf2b8 MU

- 8/2 09:33:10

I paid about 6K. We got about 4K help. It wasn't - TheWildcat STL - 8/2 09:17:45

I mean, do I need to even say it?(nm) - Domino MU

- 8/2 09:16:27

dude. bro. - MizzouAstro MU

- 8/2 09:11:55

brother bro (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 8/2 09:14:20

Had he saved all that he wouldn't have to drive a Volt (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/2 09:12:59

I like the volt - lqf2b8 MU

- 8/2 09:14:51

Save yourself from buying stupid cars and just pay a - kmawv8 MU - 8/2 09:18:04

will they come do it at night while I am sleeping?(nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 8/2 09:19:22

If you didn't have to worry about gas at all, but weren't - kmawv8 MU - 8/2 09:20:42

lucra lc470(nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 8/2 09:22:36

Lykan Hypersport bruh (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/2 09:24:58

**** them. They killed Doc from back to the future (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 8/2 09:26:05

and the only thing keeping you from driving that is filling - kmawv8 MU - 8/2 09:24:34

I wish they would come out with a volt station wagon - lqf2b8 MU

- 8/2 09:25:11

no - kmawv8 MU - 8/2 09:26:56

what if I got a three inch lift on it - lqf2b8 MU

- 8/2 09:27:31

or get a backalley visectomy by a dude with a hatchet(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 8/2 09:13:44

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccckkkkkkkk (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/2 09:11:06

Especially since diamonds have no real value - cooter MU

- 8/2 08:46:39

Diamonds and da beers. What are 2 things that men - HandBanana MU - 8/2 08:54:32

Nothing has valve if people aren't willing to pay for it.(nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/2 08:50:13

My fridge certainly didn't have good valve (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/2 08:50:48

I've just been awful lately - kmawv8 MU - 8/2 08:54:38

I just looked through that post of his yesterday. I guess - TheWildcat STL - 8/2 08:55:42

Nope, it sounds for real. - kmawv8 MU - 8/2 08:56:56

Welp, guess I don't have to worry about running in to lqf - TheWildcat STL - 8/2 08:57:34

until I buy that island(nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 8/2 09:07:35

Freezer wasn't exactly happy with your life choices - Rabbit Test MU - 8/2 08:52:23

That was my wife's inability to ensure a proper seal was - TheWildcat STL - 8/2 08:53:23

Hmm, I've always found that she has a very nice seal(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/2 08:54:04