After having the city on its toes for an Amber Alert due to a 15-year old girl being abducted and her grandfather being shot by the abductor, now the Amber Alert is canceled because she may have been a co-conspirator in her escape from her home environment where, you know, they got rules an' shìt.
http://www.kctv5.com/story/38481974/authorities-cancel-amber-alert-15-year-old-still-missing
I fully expect Billie Joe and Bobby Sue to knock over a few liquor stores before they head out of town.