Orange Cheeto Hitler is a narcissist, egomaniacal, ignorant,

Posted on: June 11, 2018 at 08:51:26 CT

dim-witted, immoral stooge who has successfully plotted with Russians to gain access to the Presidency in order to enrich himself, destroy the United States and all alliances and trading relationships and to implement a systematic regime of bigotry, racism, enslavement, and misogyny.

The bumbling clown has further, almost magically, engendered the loyalty and fealty of a wide array of powerful Republicans who work secretly and nefariously on the would-be dictator's behalf despite being ideologically misaligned and having no personal charisma, intelligence, or plan.

All of this, despite not ever wishing to have the office nor fulfill the role of POTUS.

It is one of the more fantastical and impressive accomplishments to date in the history of modern government.

Edited by 90Tiger at 08:52:06 on 06/11/18