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I have a racoon

Posted on: February 27, 2018 at 15:09:08 CT

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living in a recess behind a beam on my deck. I called Critter Control and they want a lot of money to trap it. If I lived in the country I'd just shoot it. Any ideas?

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I have a racoon - scan MU - 2/27 15:09:08

at 2:00 in the morning go out there - catbirdseat MU

- 2/28 07:04:54

Sounds like Fester might have some ideas(nm) - Zamboni STL - 2/27 15:51:09

Fester normally eats those things(nm) - DevilsAdvocate MU - 2/27 15:49:10

After banging it (nm) - Gary P. MU - 2/27 15:54:23

Invite Fester over. I'm sure he can trap it(nm) - Danny Whizzbang USA - 2/27 15:36:13

RE: I have a racoon - Grasslands MU - 2/27 15:34:50

sex it. (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 2/27 15:27:30

but wear a condom(nm) - cnk ATL - 2/27 15:34:25

prude(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 2/27 16:39:38

how much is a lot of money?(nm) - ajpe53 MU

- 2/27 15:22:27

BOAISY(nm) - cnk ATL - 2/27 15:23:05

Hire a shady Russian man and wife team to torment it. Wait, - hefeweizen MU

- 2/27 15:20:19

dinner is served(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 2/27 15:17:16

trap it then take it out to the woods(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 2/27 15:16:38

Take it a long way away - Mormad MU - 2/27 15:29:04

I had to do it myself once, mom and 2 younger pups - LimerNick MU - 2/27 15:52:53

you're terrible, they needed their mom(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 2/27 15:54:28

Yeah, and I needed a sunroom crawlspace that didn't - LimerNick MU - 2/27 15:56:39

That's illegal.(nm) - Uncle John MU

- 2/27 15:23:46

The law never stopped me from trapping coons---Tigrrrr(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 2/27 15:27:18

Eat a Snickers... - Tigrrrr! MU

- 2/27 15:56:32

Disagree, he made those jokes when he was eating carbs too(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 2/27 16:17:06

**** the police(nm) - cnk ATL - 2/27 15:25:25

and then shoot it?(nm) - ajpe53 MU

- 2/27 15:17:24

no, then leave it be and move on with your life(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 2/27 15:17:40

leave a door open and start having sex - cnk ATL - 2/27 15:16:13

If it's nice out, sit outside on your deck - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 2/27 15:15:47

With or without mustard capri khakis?(nm) - Gyro MU - 2/27 15:18:42

RE: With or without mustard capri khakis?(nm) - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 2/27 15:27:05

RE: I have a racoon - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 2/27 15:13:51

learn his raccoon language and befriend him. - colonel angus beef KC - 2/27 15:12:44

raccoon(nm) - Eggs MU - 2/27 15:12:29

Those mfers always eating Ricky's pot plants (nm) - MrBlueSky MU - 2/27 15:12:46

rakin(nm) - escalade NWMSU - 2/27 15:25:24

momma usually just chase them away with a broom(nm) - ajpe53 MU

- 2/27 15:11:48

What they wanna go to school for anyway? (nm) - MrBlueSky MU - 2/27 15:13:07

Go buy your own trap at Menards. Bait it with cat food - hefeweizen MU

- 2/27 15:11:31

This ^^^^ - 615Tiger STL - 2/27 15:13:08

Flush it out with water - MrBlueSky MU - 2/27 15:09:47

what a redneck thing to say(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 2/27 15:17:24

RE: Flush it out with water - scan MU - 2/27 15:13:09

Small animal trap from the humane society, Orschelan's - MrBlueSky MU - 2/27 15:15:21

some modern air guns will take him out... - escalade NWMSU - 2/27 15:26:58