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The selfies are unavoidable now

Posted on: September 6, 2017 at 13:05:45 CT

Eggs MU

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Recently I have went out with a couple of hotties that didn't even have a facebook page. On one hand that earned them bonus points but on the other hand I was like "who the **** doesn't have facebook anymore?"

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dear single shackers - cnk ATL - 9/6 12:39:41

LOL(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/6 13:11:36

get one in the early to mid 20's range - NWMizzouFan MU

- 9/6 13:04:33

The selfies are unavoidable now - Eggs MU - 9/6 13:05:45

They are probably just on twitter and snap chat. It seems - NWMizzouFan MU

- 9/6 13:06:55

This. Kids ain't down with FB. Also, Eggs bangs kids (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/6 13:08:40

I have challenged the half your age +7 a few times(nm) - Eggs MU - 9/6 13:09:43

I've dipped under that, with expected results (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/6 13:11:18

I go half my age. That usually works the best. no need to - NWMizzouFan MU

- 9/6 13:13:18

kaw ^^^^ (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/6 13:14:15

What were the exptected results? - Grasslands MU - 9/6 13:12:47

crazy sex but a lot of hang overs(nm) - NWMizzouFan MU

- 9/6 13:13:44

Fun but short-lived due to the annoyance factor (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/6 13:13:26

that is because you were hanging out with them for more than - NWMizzouFan MU

- 9/6 13:14:41

It was too much work even for good sex (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/6 13:15:44

they have wifi now. - colonel angus beef KC - 9/6 13:00:01

Outside - Rabbit Test MU - 9/6 12:52:10

Bush is making a comeback (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/6 13:10:22

You didn't see a vagina the past 15 years?(nm) - Le Tigre - 9/6 12:49:44

I only saw 1 - cnk ATL - 9/6 12:50:33

still more than DOC(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 9/6 12:52:19

lol(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER SEC - 9/6 13:00:12

no chance he didn't set up cameras in women's bathrooms - ajpe53 MU

- 9/6 12:53:04

Absolutely not. 15 years ago they were much smaller, albeit - Diamond Dave MU

- 9/6 12:46:03

party foul(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER SEC - 9/6 12:52:33

there it is(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/6 12:47:13

Pump first, ask questions later(nm) - Eggs MU - 9/6 12:43:48

solid strategy - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER SEC - 9/6 12:59:29

Soyoyed it. (nm) - McMuffin MU - 9/6 12:52:59

At least I always finish on my pumps(nm) - Eggs MU - 9/6 12:57:00

RE: Pump first, ask questions later(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/6 12:46:03

for the most part, yeah - TigerwTLP MU

- 9/6 12:42:53

so - cnk ATL - 9/6 12:45:15

you have to stimulate her mind - TigerwTLP MU

- 9/6 12:48:34

finger poppin!(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/6 12:49:38

the key for cnk is to go for the divorcees because no matter - hefeweizen MU

- 9/6 12:44:48

screw that. hit the mid-20s crowd. they're all - phrejd MU

- 9/6 12:47:01

that's the early 30s crowd (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 9/6 12:49:25

we have a strict policy at Phrejdco: - phrejd MU

- 9/6 12:52:47

the tricky part of that is they want to eventually get - hefeweizen MU

- 9/6 12:48:00

jokes on them - cnk ATL - 9/6 12:48:46

and if you reveal that too soon, NO PUSSY FOR YOU!!(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 9/6 12:49:11

I ain't telling no one that(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/6 12:49:59

good plan if all you are wanting to do is get laid. Lie - hefeweizen MU

- 9/6 12:51:32

I'm too honest, working on that - Eggs MU - 9/6 12:49:51

yep. you have to say that you are open to having more kids - hefeweizen MU

- 9/6 12:50:53

Or just don't bring it up(nm) - Eggs MU - 9/6 12:51:24

and be prepared to wrap up(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 9/6 12:51:52

Why?(nm) - Eggs MU - 9/6 12:52:13

to keep up the ruse, duh(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 9/6 12:53:01

pull out - cnk ATL - 9/6 12:53:50

It is a tricky game. You will develop your own system. Be - hefeweizen MU

- 9/6 12:54:47

It's a roller coaster ride for sure - Eggs MU - 9/6 12:55:59

and make damn sure you arent banging a married chick - hefeweizen MU

- 9/6 12:58:17

is this true? - cnk ATL - 9/6 12:47:38

it's more like 30-33, but yes - gmmm98 MU - 9/6 12:53:17

it's way easier to hook up with 20 somethings at our age - McMuffin MU - 9/6 12:51:14

and I don't necessarily look my age(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/6 12:53:04

nor act. (nm) - McMuffin MU - 9/6 12:53:46

that's for sure(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/6 12:54:10

Phrejdco Industries is FULL of mid-to-late 20s women - phrejd MU

- 9/6 12:50:55

step into my office(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/6 12:52:25

You haven't been single for a while - Eggs MU - 9/6 12:47:31

no. 15 years ago they were 10 - phrejd MU

- 9/6 12:48:31

Past the age of 35 almost have to do divorcees - Eggs MU - 9/6 12:46:19

at your age you wont have to worry about playing too - hefeweizen MU

- 9/6 12:41:34

psst - cnk ATL - 9/6 12:44:13

you are gambling with any woman over 40. She may or may not - hefeweizen MU

- 9/6 12:45:53

wtf? - cnk ATL - 9/6 12:46:33

that's the gamble man. Bush roulette(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 9/6 12:46:57

there's an inappropriate Kaw joke in here somewhere (nm) - phrejd MU

- 9/6 12:40:35

did you say 15 year olds ------KAW(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER SEC - 9/6 12:41:50

yes. that was the joke. thanks for taking the obvious and - phrejd MU

- 9/6 12:43:36

lol - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER SEC - 9/6 12:53:06