Wouldn't surprise me if it went like this:
Posted on: July 27, 2017 at 14:37:05 CT
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Coach to kids he knows: "I'm gonna get a new job that pays a ton if I can deliver you guys. But the paycheck clears long before signing day. Help me out here and make a verbal commitment. You don't have to keep it. Plus by committing to a random ****ty school, everyone will be talking about you for a while."
Recruits: "Sure thing, coach. We got you."
Coach to kansas: "Look at all this talent I've convinced to come to ku! I'll take my six-figure salary now. Thanks."
kansas fans: "It's gonna be 2007 all over again! We're already better than Texas. Blue wings rising! (Is it basketball season yet?)"
Recruits to coach: "Has it been long enough now? We'd like to get serious."
Coach to recruits: "Ya. You're good. You do you."