Who could be better than the board's clown, to run a clown motel?
No one, absolutely no one.
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/d38qqv/now-is-your-chance-to-buy-the-clown-motel-of-your-nightmares-vgtrn
It's even haunted, for that supernatural conspiracy edge to draw JG in!
Put that clown nose on, and get the big red shoes walking over there JG!