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Posted on: July 21, 2017 at 09:08:50 CT
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There is nothing more SEC than this story.Thank you, Ole Miss, for bringing back SEC pridePosted on 7/21/17 at 8:58 am
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- Ole Miss coach in the middle of a massive NCAA investigation is fired for calling hookers on his school issued cell-phone. The NCAA investigation itself involves secret witnesses from rival school, bong smoking gas mask wearing 5-star recruits on national TV and free hunting trips. As SEC as SEC can get.
- Ole Miss coach, of course, is basically a Baptist preacher. He preaches the gospel and Christ everywhere he goes and wears it on his sleeve.
- Information from these calls is ONLY obtained because the bitter ex-Ole Miss and Arkansas head coach, a mainstay of the conference and true character, is suing Ole Miss. He is suing them because they blamed him for cheating with the NCAA. However, the lawsuit in all likelihood would have been completely avoided had Ole Miss, and specifically Freeze, apologized to him as he requested months earlier. They refused, and Nutt challenged then to the 21st century version of a duel.
- Previously mentioned ex-head coach, of course, was fired for his OWN texting/call scandal from Arkansas
- The Chancellor of Ole Miss, who was one of 2 individuals doing the firing, also happens to be the brother of the former US Senator from Louisiana, David Vitter. David Vitter, of course, was guilty of soliciting prostitutes in Washington while serving as Senator for the great state of Louisiana.
As some said last night, this is a story so rich in over the top Southern stereotypes that even John Grisham couldn't take it to print. Soak this sucker in. We don't get very many of these juicy, you can't make it up type stories in this conference or region anymore.
The SEC is fun again. We are back to being our old renegade, regional culture filled, immoral but still "good people" selves again. The 1980's and 1990's are BACK BABY!
I will let the great William Faulkner close my post out with a sentence only he could write
quote:
“...I give you the mausoleum of all hope and desire...I give it to you not that you may remember time, but that you might forget it now and then for a moment and not spend all of your breath trying to conquer it. Because no battle is ever won he said. They are not even fought. The field only reveals to man his own folly and despair, and victory is an illusion of philosophers and fools.”
140
- Ole Miss coach in the middle of a massive NCAA investigation is fired for calling hookers on his school issued cell-phone. The NCAA investigation itself involves secret witnesses from rival school, bong smoking gas mask wearing 5-star recruits on national TV and free hunting trips. As SEC as SEC can get.
- Ole Miss coach, of course, is basically a Baptist preacher. He preaches the gospel and Christ everywhere he goes and wears it on his sleeve.
- Information from these calls is ONLY obtained because the bitter ex-Ole Miss and Arkansas head coach, a mainstay of the conference and true character, is suing Ole Miss. He is suing them because they blamed him for cheating with the NCAA. However, the lawsuit in all likelihood would have been completely avoided had Ole Miss, and specifically Freeze, apologized to him as he requested months earlier. They refused, and Nutt challenged then to the 21st century version of a duel.
- Previously mentioned ex-head coach, of course, was fired for his OWN texting/call scandal from Arkansas
- The Chancellor of Ole Miss, who was one of 2 individuals doing the firing, also happens to be the brother of the former US Senator from Louisiana, David Vitter. David Vitter, of course, was guilty of soliciting prostitutes in Washington while serving as Senator for the great state of Louisiana.
As some said last night, this is a story so rich in over the top Southern stereotypes that even John Grisham couldn't take it to print. Soak this sucker in. We don't get very many of these juicy, you can't make it up type stories in this conference or region anymore.
The SEC is fun again. We are back to being our old renegade, regional culture filled, immoral but still "good people" selves again. The 1980's and 1990's are BACK BABY!
I will let the great William Faulkner close my post out with a sentence only he could write
quote:
“...I give you the mausoleum of all hope and desire...I give it to you not that you may remember time, but that you might forget it now and then for a moment and not spend all of your breath trying to conquer it. Because no battle is ever won he said. They are not even fought. The field only reveals to man his own folly and despair, and victory is an illusion of philosophers and fools.”
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I stole this from the rant - mattieo86 MU - 7/21 09:08:50
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