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it's the noise your stomach makes before an explosive

Posted on: July 13, 2017 at 16:23:10 CT
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**** is about to hit.


When you try to hold it in you make a face like Tucker's, you sweat and your sphincter quivers.

you need to find a bathroom post haste
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IS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? - hefeweizen MU - 7/13 15:51:05
     well, that means I ban Alabama - FootballRefugee MU - 7/13 16:21:25
     Running with the Russians will turn us communist. (nm) - Uncle John MU - 7/13 16:20:14
          that's like "having sex with gay dudes will make you gay" - phrejd MU - 7/13 16:22:07
     govt (nm) - 90Tiger MU - 7/13 15:58:23
          COVFEFE. - colonel angus beef KC - 7/13 15:59:15
     #endtimes(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 7/13 15:54:35
     you spend a lot of time reading ****ed up blogs and - phrejd MU - 7/13 15:53:20
          Drudge(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 7/13 15:54:23
               ok (nm) - phrejd MU - 7/13 15:55:46
                    He spends the time on the fringe sites and blogs so we - hefeweizen MU - 7/13 15:57:00
                         but that is one (nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 7/13 16:00:00
                              29,195,468 visits in last 24 hours. pretty good traffic for - hefeweizen MU - 7/13 16:02:43
                                   "fringe" isnt defined by numbers. - colonel angus beef KC - 7/13 16:04:48
                                        size doesn't matter (nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 7/13 16:08:49
                                        I know, it;s defined by snowflake libs(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 7/13 16:05:32
                                             did drudge teach you to say that? - phrejd MU - 7/13 16:09:46
                                                  The only person that tells me what to think is - hefeweizen MU - 7/13 16:10:16
                                                       you should edit that again - phrejd MU - 7/13 16:11:06
                                                            oooh, sick burn(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 7/13 16:11:33
                                                                 RE: oooh, sick burn(nm) - phrejd MU - 7/13 16:12:06
                                                                      Agree, mine was better(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 7/13 16:12:38
                                                                           RE: Agree, mine was better(nm) - phrejd MU - 7/13 16:13:02
                                             Why does Tucker Carlson look like he is pooping - lqf2b8 MU - 7/13 16:07:38
                                                  maybe someone brought up jon stewart. - colonel angus beef KC - 7/13 16:10:57
                                                  idk, I hardly ever watch that crap(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 7/13 16:09:10
                                                       RE: idk, I hardly ever watch that crap(nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 7/13 16:10:27
                                                            RE: idk, I hardly ever watch that crap(nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 7/13 16:11:10
                                                                 RE: idk, I hardly ever watch that crap(nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 7/13 16:11:44
                                                                      RE: idk, I hardly ever watch that crap(nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 7/13 16:12:09
                                                                           RE: idk, I hardly ever watch that crap(nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 7/13 16:12:26
                                                                                RE: idk, I hardly ever watch that crap(nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 7/13 16:12:45
                                                                                     RE: idk, I hardly ever watch that crap(nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 7/13 16:13:12
                                                                                          RE: idk, I hardly ever watch that crap(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 7/13 16:17:04
                                                                                               you Certainly Understand Nothing Topical - lqf2b8 MU - 7/13 16:19:21
                                                                                                    almost like she Carries United Nations Tablets around (nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 7/13 16:23:32
                                                                                                         well she Can't Underestimate Normative Theology (nm) - phrejd MU - 7/13 16:27:19
                                                                                                         Carrie Underwood's Nice Titties?(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 7/13 16:25:31
                                                                                                              correct, and Calendars Usually Notify Time (nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 7/13 16:26:44
                                                                                                                   I Can't Unsee Now Though(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 7/13 16:28:20
                                                                                                    lmao (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 7/13 16:20:39
                                                                                                    i'll say (nm) - phrejd MU - 7/13 16:19:58
                                                                                                         YES!!!!!!!!!(nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 7/13 16:21:25
                                                                                          that doesn't look like a pooping face to me. - kmawv8 MU - 7/13 16:14:15
                                                                                               i think it is more a trying to hold a gurgler in face (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 7/13 16:14:52
                                                                                                    i don't know what that is either (nm) - phrejd MU - 7/13 16:16:49
                                                                                                         it's the noise your stomach makes before an explosive - lqf2b8 MU - 7/13 16:23:10
                                                                                                         me neither - kmawv8 MU - 7/13 16:18:06
                                                                                                              yeah but his world is rarely fake. it's full of real stuff - phrejd MU - 7/13 16:18:52
                                                                                               i just realized i don't know what i look like while i poop - TigerwTLP MU - 7/13 16:14:40
                                                                                                    i fully expect to come on the board tomorrow to 2 things: - phrejd MU - 7/13 16:16:07
                                                                                                         but i'll have to somehow trick myself into not knowing - TigerwTLP MU - 7/13 16:18:34
                                                                                                              if only leonardo dicaprio didn't die on that boat he could - lqf2b8 MU - 7/13 16:24:18
                                                                                                              so your poopin face would be more of a poopin pose? (nm) - phrejd MU - 7/13 16:19:41
                                                                                                                   exactly. unintentionally, i'm sure i'd make a face that - TigerwTLP MU - 7/13 16:21:33
                                                                                                                        well then you'll have to forgive me when i jump out of your - phrejd MU - 7/13 16:23:08
                                                                                                                             you have my permission (nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 7/13 16:23:52
                                                                                                                                  damnit, now you'll be expecting me. forget it (nm) - phrejd MU - 7/13 16:25:20
                                                                                                         The 3rd thing would be a picture of our poop face - kmawv8 MU - 7/13 16:16:57
                                                                                                              i assumed the pics of the poop faces would accompany the - phrejd MU - 7/13 16:17:45
                                                                                                                   This is more like what I was thinking. - kmawv8 MU - 7/13 16:19:46
                                                                                          RE: idk, I hardly ever watch that crap(nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 7/13 16:13:40
                                                                                               0, 1 - kmawv8 MU - 7/13 16:14:37
                                                                                               RE: idk, I hardly ever watch that crap(nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 7/13 16:14:17
                                                                                                    RE: idk, I hardly ever watch that crap(nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 7/13 16:15:57
                                                                                                         RE: idk, I hardly ever watch that crap(nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 7/13 16:17:19
                                                                                          i feel a pineapple tits coming (nm) - phrejd MU - 7/13 16:13:36
                                                  because he is pooping - TigerwTLP MU - 7/13 16:08:07
                                        length of grass?(nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 7/13 16:05:21
                                             birthday cake frosting color preference (nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 7/13 16:06:24
                                   nick would stroke out if TB got that - lqf2b8 MU - 7/13 16:04:12
                                   there are a lot of stupid people in the world. - phrejd MU - 7/13 16:03:43
                                        lol, all Drudge does is link other news outlets. You should - hefeweizen MU - 7/13 16:05:02
                                             you use "news outlet" a bit loosely - colonel angus beef KC - 7/13 16:05:49
                                                  lol, how dare you say that about the WAPO(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 7/13 16:06:11
                         ok (nm) - phrejd MU - 7/13 15:57:19
                              Like this fringe site - hefeweizen MU - 7/13 15:59:01
                                   Podesta writes for that wonderful paper (nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 7/13 16:01:39
                                        He should be writing for it from prison soon(nm) - STL1DFW STL - 7/13 16:08:49
                                        must be why it was on Drudge(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 7/13 16:03:45
                                        podesta sounds like a sex act (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 7/13 16:02:27
                                             or what they charge you with for doing it. - colonel angus beef KC - 7/13 16:06:57
                                   Royals hat alert - lqf2b8 MU - 7/13 16:00:41
                                   ok (nm) - phrejd MU - 7/13 15:59:55
               That mother****er went nuclear on the Adblock - Zeaux MWSC - 7/13 15:55:25
                    ive seen a couple sites do that -- see ya. - colonel angus beef KC - 7/13 16:01:50
                         Exactly, f*ck all that (nm) - Cosmo MU - 7/13 16:06:33
                    ON THE WHAT?! (nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 7/13 15:57:10
                         ub|ock is better (nm) - phrejd MU - 7/13 15:58:01
          I like reason magazine so I hereby declare it not fringe (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 7/13 15:54:01
               i'm just glad reino can copy and paste links to websites - phrejd MU - 7/13 15:55:25
                    he is a polymath(nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 7/13 15:57:20




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