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My list of worst 3 things that could happen to me

Posted on: July 12, 2017 at 14:27:16 CT

Diamond Dave MU

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M.O.B. Votes:

1) Buried alive

2) Anally raped to the point of complete tearing

3) Spending any time at the Lake of the Ozarks/Branson/STL

Edited by Diamond Dave at 14:46:58 on 07/12/17

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My list of worst 3 things that could happen to me - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/12 14:27:16

^^ would take Anal Raping without tearing over a weekend - 90Tiger MU - 7/12 14:55:57

I really would - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/12 14:56:26

baldknobbers - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 7/12 15:00:36

Scaphism? - tigerinhogtown STL - 7/12 14:53:14

Um, how about getting your face peeled while still alive by - tigerNkc MU

- 7/12 14:50:36

Goddamit. Need to edit again - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/12 14:51:25

You'd go to Branson before LoOz?(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 7/12 14:43:01

Edited to add Branson and STL - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/12 14:47:09

An unemployed chap like you couldn't afford the lifestyle (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 7/12 14:34:20

HEY GUY! How's the up-to-your-eyes-in-debt life - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/12 14:36:36

Not even close, partner (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 7/12 14:37:17

Oh yeah, I'm spot on. Car payments, mortgage just scraping - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/12 14:39:35

damn, i'm jelly. that's awesome (nm) - 90Tiger MU - 7/12 15:05:33

lol (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 7/12 15:08:59

He's being serious. 95% of the common working folk - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/12 15:16:11

yup. we have auto debt, but that's cyclical - in 3 years w - 90Tiger MU - 7/12 15:34:20

Zero credit card debt, 1 auto loan, a mortgage like everyone - TheWildcat STL - 7/12 14:40:52

I have no mortgage or auto loan and no CC debt - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/12 14:46:30

I go on as many vacations as my schedule allows. Down - TheWildcat STL - 7/12 14:48:45

At 30 I owned a business with 8 offices but alas - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/12 14:51:08

Sounds like that wasn't a very wise investment. - TheWildcat STL - 7/12 14:51:48

It was when it was $500K yearly business. I knew it - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/12 14:53:35

Lol, jealous of my money and my youth DD. (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 7/12 14:54:03

Your money and youth? Now, much happier at my age - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/12 14:54:45

It's that new money. Something you thought you had - TheWildcat STL - 7/12 15:01:12

Nah, mortgage industry blew up. I could've continued - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/12 15:13:56

.....So your list should just been 1 thing...... - FaurotFan MU

- 7/12 14:33:28

HEY GUY! Where you been? Trying to destroy your - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/12 14:35:12

lol (nm) - mizzouSECedes STL - 7/12 14:37:30

Yeah.......he really got me... - FaurotFan MU

- 7/12 14:44:29

I laughed - mizzouSECedes STL - 7/12 14:45:52

You have to with that fag - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/12 14:47:35

getting shot while looking after a child(nm) - Harambe MU - 7/12 14:31:41

lol goddamnit - Joeboo MU

- 7/12 14:33:43

McMuffin rarely keeps them alive this long - Eggs MU - 7/12 14:35:55

You drug that yard ape baby like a boss, I'll give you that - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/12 14:32:16

The whole lake thing just doesn't interest me at all - Eggs MU - 7/12 14:31:20

A pool is a much better time to me. I agree seems like a - Uncle John MU

- 7/12 14:35:23

Yup, I'm definitely more of a pool guy - Eggs MU - 7/12 14:39:19

and everything smells like minnows (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/12 14:34:10

Yep, nailed it. The mere thought of having to prepare to - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/12 14:33:08

Gotta drag coolers and equipment around everywhere - Eggs MU - 7/12 14:35:08

You're on fire. Camper's suck just as much. That's #4 - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/12 14:35:44

I love it. (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 7/12 14:33:08

i do all three at the same time every weekend. - colonel angus beef KC - 7/12 14:30:43

So, you get buried alive with someone who tears - Eggs MU - 7/12 14:32:58

the anal is what buries me alive. - colonel angus beef KC - 7/12 14:37:07

AH, I see it now(nm) - Eggs MU - 7/12 14:39:32

idont, because im buried alive from the anal and its hard to - colonel angus beef KC - 7/12 14:41:23

the lake is a good occasional break from city life - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/12 14:29:19

All these absurdly wealthy people spend their entire - TheWildcat STL - 7/12 14:36:53

If I'm ridiculously rich - Eggs MU - 7/12 14:43:18

Yes(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 7/12 14:45:08

It's awful and I've spent time with a family that flies - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/12 14:43:11

People that own their own plane! OMG. You can get an - TheWildcat STL - 7/12 14:44:57

Owns 5 car dealerships. Believe they have a helicopter now - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/12 14:50:14

If you're absurdly wealthy you don't have the same issues as - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 7/12 14:39:58

It's the worst thing ever - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/12 14:30:05

getting your dick pulled off with pliers is better than the - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/12 14:31:05

Since I do that very thing a couple times a month - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/12 14:31:44

RE: Since I do that very thing a couple times a month - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/12 14:32:37

you forgot get stuck with a 70's buttcut(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 7/12 14:29:12

It was a list of worst things, Reino - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/12 14:30:36

If you do it in the reverse order - Zeaux MWSC - 7/12 14:29:02

Solid effort there - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/12 14:30:59

4. watching a game inside alan field house(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 7/12 14:28:39

Never heard of it, Jewbow - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/12 14:31:22

I think all three could be arranged - JG MU

- 7/12 14:28:27