The waterboarding extravaganza to end waterboarding

Posted on: May 24, 2017 at 10:24:59 CT

This will be a pay for view event to raise money for the national debt. Lets show how out of control the debt is.
Worldwide viewing of 1 billion people paying 100 bucks
would not even reduce the debt by .005%. Yowsers!

Ok so all "contestants" will be charged with crimes and put under oath. Any thing they confess to will be punished with the maximum penalty allowed by law.

Hosted by Brad Pitt and Kate Upton!

First contestant will be Mike Pruitt. Charge: Dereliction
of duty. After he confesses a panel of prominent
climate science deniers will discuss the results and then in a surprise to them twist . They will be offered 10 million dollars if they agree to be waterboarded but subject to the same penalty as Pruitt.

Next up will be Swamp Thing himself Donald J Trump.
His crimes will be corruption, collusion, war crimes
and dereliciton of duty. He will be offered 10 million dollars if he confesses before being waterboarded.

A bunch of hot chicks will discuss the findings. But we don't torture no hot chicks.

Third contestant will be Hope and Change Barrack Obama.
Crimes : war crimes, anything else our republigistian
friends can imagine.

Panelists will include Bill and Hillary, they get waterboarded.

Fourth contestant George W Bush. Crimes: war crimes murder of 3000 people on 9-11.

Panelists: Condi Rice and the original Donald..Rumsfeld

they get waterboarded as well

Last Contestant: The most evil man ever produced by America: Dick Cheney. Crimes: war crimes and his central
role in 9-11.

Panelists : Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly

you know they get waterboarded.

And then republicans shiite their pantses to outlaw torture of all kinds forever.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Edited by JG at 10:28:34 on 05/24/17