A trip to McDonald's

Posted on: May 9, 2017 at 11:32:26 CT

Mrs JG in Law is getting increasingly fussy about what she will eat (frankly she's probably on the way out) but she will eat McDonald's so Sunday I stop by one. There are like at least 12 cars in the drive through so I cleverly pull back and head for the indoor ordering. Some woman and her two kids come from the other side and we are about even so she lurches forward so she can get ahead of me.

For the first minute or two I don't really pay much attention to what is being said to the ditzy worker but with strangely attractive green eyes (other wise not hot).

She is asking stupid questions changing her huge order, everything is like somehow different (like no pickle on her cheeseburger) and then finally she orders a chocolate
shake.

Ditzy: we don't have those

woman: I just want a chocolate shake

Ditzy: the only thing we have chocolate are mcFrappees

woman: no I want a chocolate shake

Ditzy: we don't have those

woman: its right there on your menu

Ditzy: we don't have those

woman: its on your menu

Ditzy OH our machine is broken

another minute of discussion and ordering

Ditzy: that will be 33.65 (for 3 people WTF?)

Then woman's card is ......declined

I'm about to hang myself at this point

THEN she has to call the manager to erase the huge order.

And of course it took two trips cause I guess only half was visible.

By the time I place and get my order and go outside.
Not one damn car in the drive thru.

Eff me