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Posted on: March 28, 2017 at 16:01:24 CT
JG MU
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Woman brings her dog in , prominently wearing
a Star of David. Dog has a very low temperature. I explain that is very bad . I tell her that is a temperature that dogs die at. I further tell her that although we need to get the temperature up before
we can really do any effective treatment that bring the temperature up often will only kill the dog.
Her reply was:

Jesus Christ
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Conversations with JG - JG MU - 3/28 16:01:24
     We ll she is not using the lord's name in vain - Shrine Devine MU - 3/28 16:20:53
          actually, that could be the dog's name. - phrejd MU - 3/28 16:29:35
               I named my dog Yahweh(nm) - Shrine Devine MU - 3/28 16:32:04
     Have you ever taken advantage of a patients sorrow and - Shrine Devine MU - 3/28 16:15:21
          I'm not into necrophilia - JG MU - 3/28 16:17:26
               I am not saying screw their dogs. - Shrine Devine MU - 3/28 16:20:12
                    ^^^Probably thinks missionary position is too kinky. (nm) - Evenflow MU - 3/28 16:23:56
                         Doggy would be the optimum position since I would - Shrine Devine MU - 3/28 16:31:27
                    patient = dog, owner = client. - colonel angus beef KC - 3/28 16:20:56
                         i loved the 90s (nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 3/28 16:27:33
                              I did too.(nm) - Shrine Devine MU - 3/28 16:36:35
                         Petting the dead patient while doggying the client(nm) - Shrine Devine MU - 3/28 16:21:54
                         ah, the simpler times(nm) - MizzouAstro MU - 3/28 16:21:49
                              yes and apparently - colonel angus beef KC - 3/28 16:24:07
                         lol.(nm) - Shrine Devine MU - 3/28 16:21:17
          with that haircut? lol(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 3/28 16:15:48
     no "oh vey"?(nm) - cnk ATL - 3/28 16:06:24
          i'm confused. why was the dog wearing a necklace? - phrejd MU - 3/28 16:11:03
               she wanted it to control the media. - colonel angus beef KC - 3/28 16:20:09
               maybe the dog's mom was jewish(nm) - cnk ATL - 3/28 16:12:15
                    funny, she didnt look Druish(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 3/28 16:18:18
     have you ever cried when putting down a dog(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 3/28 16:04:45
          Yup - JG MU - 3/28 16:09:51
               this will be me, my vet will love it - tigersknowbest MU - 3/28 16:12:27
               I'd just hand her to you, and then run out the door. - Evenflow MU - 3/28 16:12:13
          you think he laughs or smiles when he does it? or just - KCT-BoneTiger A - 3/28 16:06:17
               rock-hard erection(nm) - cnk ATL - 3/28 16:06:38
                    but is he crying?(nm) - MizzouAstro MU - 3/28 16:09:48
                         is there another way to get a rock-hard erection?(nm) - cnk ATL - 3/28 16:10:40
                              getting punched in the face works well for me(nm) - MizzouAstro MU - 3/28 16:11:44
                                   I am pretty sure all of tigerboard just pictured tkb punchin - lqf2b8 MU - 3/28 16:13:41
                                        and you wearing a ball gag (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 3/28 16:14:52
                                        i pictured eggs - phrejd MU - 3/28 16:14:19
                    plausible. (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger A - 3/28 16:07:05
                         with at least one finger in their ass (nm) - phrejd MU - 3/28 16:07:50
     RE: Conversations with JG - TigerwTLP MU - 3/28 16:04:44
     i'd rather read raytiger posts than this crap(nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 3/28 16:03:28
          Feel free to never read my posts again - JG MU - 3/28 16:04:36
               I wouldn't be missing out on much would I(nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 3/28 16:05:40
                    to be fair, this is one of the better episodes in the series - phrejd MU - 3/28 16:16:19
     Why was the temperature low? Exposure?(nm) - MizzouAstro MU - 3/28 16:02:24
          NO sick -probably dying - JG MU - 3/28 16:03:43
               "sick - probably dying" - phrejd MU - 3/28 16:09:28
                    Question was it out in the elements - JG MU - 3/28 16:11:36
                    "some food, maybe some water, light exercise, beating heart, - cnk ATL - 3/28 16:10:19
                         "have you tried rebooting it?" (nm) - phrejd MU - 3/28 16:11:36
                    "that'll be 200 dollars please"(nm) - MizzouAstro MU - 3/28 16:10:14




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