RE: He'd sure beat me across a wedding reception
Posted on: March 23, 2017 at 12:21:36 CT
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samc is not as smart as I thought he was. ALWAYS be standing right next to an open bar at any reception.
True sad story: I was recently at an open bar at a reception when a good looking woman approached. "Think fast Bruce & say something clever" I thought to myself.
Me: Pointing to a bowl of green olives"What are those?"
Good looking chick: "Olives"
Me: "Oh I didn't recognize them since they aren't surrounded by gin"
Good looking chick: Silence.....Turns & walks away.