Just do the "Third Nut" method.

Posted on: March 22, 2017 at 20:29:38 CT

Insert said liquor into a plastic bag near your crotch region inside your pants or shorts. Place top of bag over your pants and secure with belt (untucked shirt required to cover). Just be careful not to overdo it because my friend broke his pouch once and it looked like he p*ssed himself. Having no shame, he trucked onward to the stadium smelling like Admiral Nelson with a massive crotch stain.

Then, buy soda in stadium, head to the bathroom and mix up your concoction (recommended strong to last the whole game, or just have a cup of booze your friends can hold and buy soda as needed)

I'm not sure if this is socially acceptable at my age anymore.

Edited by Civil-E-Tiger at 20:30:13 on 03/22/17