PANIC FIRED AFTER A 7-WIN SEASON!!!1 TRAGEDY!!!!!!!!!1
Posted on: March 7, 2017 at 16:23:45 CT
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I'm sitting here in Shady Lane, drinking ZIMA, and just fuming with anger.
Haith left Mizzou after a 23-win GOLL DURN season!!!!1
AND THEN ANDERSON HAD TO RUN OFF NEARLY 10 PLAYERS BECAUSE THAT'S THE RIGHT DADGUM WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
I CANNOT BELIEVE MIZZOU'S ATHLETIC DIRECTOR WOULD FIRE A TRUE SON JUST BECAUSE HE:
1. WON "ONLY" 26 GAMES IN THREE YEARS!!!!!!!11
2. FAILED TO WIN ON THE ROAD. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
3. WON JUST SEVEN GAMES THIS SEASON!!!!!!!!1
TONIGHT WE MARCH ON THE GOLL DURN COLUMNS!!!!!!!1 WE WILL HAVE THE MASSES AT OUR DADGUM BEHINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1