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Well, you'd have to set it up through an agency of some type

Posted on: January 20, 2017 at 14:45:36 CT
Evenflow MU
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and then they'd run the show and tell you where you needed to be and how you needed to act when you got there; and then porn stars are probably pretty insane/stuck up/****ed up anyway, and then they'd tell you how you needed to act and keep reminding you that they're a porn star and also need to be treated like a lady. Then, they've been bored out every which way by monster scholnged porn athletes, so you you know they'd be just going through the motions with your 8 inches, like 'Zzzzzzzzzzzz. I can't wait until dude finishes.'

Then you pay 2 freaking grand and have to worry for the rest of your life about whether or not you just acquired AIDS.

What are the chances you could maintain a boner through pretty much any of that?
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top dollar you would pay to bang your favorite porn star?(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 1/20 14:35:46
     Is there a full production company with makeup and - lqf2b8 MU - 1/20 14:46:14
          If you are part of it - meatiger MU - 1/20 14:53:42
               ^^concerned with male actors looks(nm) - dangertim MU - 1/20 14:55:11
                    RE: ^^concerned with male actors looks(nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 1/20 14:57:57
                         that's what I don't get. I don't know why dudes love watchin - dangertim MU - 1/20 15:01:24
                    they are part of the scene - meatiger MU - 1/20 14:56:23
                         you can if you don't watch ones with guys(nm) - dangertim MU - 1/20 15:00:03
                              considering the OP - meatiger MU - 1/20 15:05:38
                              where do we stand on guys with tits, long hair, and lipstick - TigerwTLP MU - 1/20 15:01:14
                                   hopefully their necks(nm) - dangertim MU - 1/20 15:01:46
                                        THANKS TRUMP(nm) - cnk ATL - 1/20 15:11:58
                                             I am so freaking disappointed that we ae losing all of - dangertim MU - 1/20 15:13:24
                                                  THANKS DONS SYNDTRUMP(nm) - cnk ATL - 1/20 15:15:50
                                                       RE: THANKS DONS SYNDTRUMP(nm) - dangertim MU - 1/20 15:22:27
                                                  Banana Obunga will live on in our hearts (nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 1/20 15:15:00
                                        nice (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 1/20 15:02:39
                         sure you can(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 1/20 14:59:03
          and Viagra to keep me going the entire time(nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 1/20 14:47:29
               too bad us snipps will only give her 2 pathetic poots(nm) - dangertim MU - 1/20 14:48:46
                    I still sling a mad rope and no damn doctor can stop that(nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 1/20 14:49:36
     ONE DOLLAR, BOB!!(nm) - dangertim MU - 1/20 14:43:45
     maybe $150 - TigerwTLP MU - 1/20 14:43:16
          why not?(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 1/20 14:47:28
               why would it be? the only thing that i bet would be - TigerwTLP MU - 1/20 14:49:52
                    what if she tosses salad?(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 1/20 14:54:18
                         leave my butthole alone (nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 1/20 14:56:04
                              Moses said that to pharaoh I think (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 1/20 15:06:38
                                   depends on the translation(nm) - dangertim MU - 1/20 15:09:09
     Katie Cummings?(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 1/20 14:42:34
     I'm pretty comfortable with the fact that chicks I banged - Zeaux MWSC - 1/20 14:41:09
     Zero. John Holmes is dead brah - Diamond Dave MU - 1/20 14:40:46
     Couple grand for an hour. - Evenflow MU - 1/20 14:37:59
          what do you mean?(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 1/20 14:40:24
               Well, you'd have to set it up through an agency of some type - Evenflow MU - 1/20 14:45:36
                    they probably expect you to last the whole 20, i mean, - dangertim MU - 1/20 14:48:09
                    nah, this is just you meet her at a club - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 1/20 14:47:12
                         Ah, you want to do it the hard way. (nm) - Evenflow MU - 1/20 14:52:23
                              maybe harder - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 1/20 14:58:48
                                   wait, so we have to pay AND convince them to sleep with - dangertim MU - 1/20 15:00:49
                                        nope, there is just no middle man - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 1/20 15:02:35
               the fake screaming(nm) - dangertim MU - 1/20 14:44:12




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