His speech will be one that lazy lib historians can use

Posted on: January 2, 2017 at 12:54:58 CT

when writing his legacy for history books.

We are much better off economically...
We are much more respected around the world...
We (meaning himself personally) provided healthcare to millions...
We (meaning at his personal direction) killed a guy in pakistan....
We (meaning himself personally, again) reduced the unemployment rate...
We (meaning himself personally, again) increase living conditions for americans...
We (meaning himself personally, again) reduced the annual deficit...
We (meaning himself personally, again) saved the country and the world from the ravages of a great depression not seen since the 1930s...
We (meaning himself personally, again) worked hard to unite our nation...
We (meaning himself personally, again) were opposed by racist, obstructionist republicans determined not to let a black man succeed as president...
We (meaning himself personally, again) bravely acted alone without the racist obstructionist congress to bring needed regulation to our nation...
We (meaning himself personally, again) brought peace and stability to the mid east...

All hail obama.

The big question is, which photo to use for his bust on mt olympus, i mean mt rushmore.

And the journalists and academics needn't do any actual work to discern the veracity of those statement, just quote him.

(And put punctuation inside the quotation marks.)

Edited by hokie at 14:08:54 on 01/02/17