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All that horrible stuff? Well there's a cure: it's called
Posted on: December 12, 2016 at 09:33:17 CT
RayKinsella1922 SEC
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American Civilization.
First patented during the invasion of the North American continent in the 1500s.
Refined through several versions to create the latest, hottest, best version we've ever had America 2016.
We're happy to export this novel invention to any country anywhere in exchange for:
1. Full governmental authority over your people. (this actually means human rights and reprsentative government, which we will explain later, yes we know you don't know what those are)
2. Full ownership of land & resources we deem necessary 'payment' for services rendered
3. Acceptance of United States assimilation programs including English and Christianity indoctrination.
In exchange for these items your population will evolve from third world to first world, while being protected by the greatest military force yet conceived by man.
Act now and fix your effed up region of the world while this offer is still good!!!
Edited by RayKinsella1922 at 09:37:37 on 12/12/16
First patented during the invasion of the North American continent in the 1500s.
Refined through several versions to create the latest, hottest, best version we've ever had America 2016.
We're happy to export this novel invention to any country anywhere in exchange for:
1. Full governmental authority over your people. (this actually means human rights and reprsentative government, which we will explain later, yes we know you don't know what those are)
2. Full ownership of land & resources we deem necessary 'payment' for services rendered
3. Acceptance of United States assimilation programs including English and Christianity indoctrination.
In exchange for these items your population will evolve from third world to first world, while being protected by the greatest military force yet conceived by man.
Act now and fix your effed up region of the world while this offer is still good!!!
Edited by RayKinsella1922 at 09:37:37 on 12/12/16
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