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Blame the lazy-ass Catholics who want to count that Saturday

Posted on: November 18, 2016 at 18:21:52 CT

Tigrrrr! MU

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afternoon/evening service to count to Sunday.

God wants to see those asses in the pews come Sunday morning.

God actually doesn't care but the pastor likes a full collection plate on Sunday.

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Well, sh-t. Just realized we have a Catholic wedding... - MOOZOO MU - 11/18 18:04:09

Two words - thedad STL - 11/18 21:55:41

Most catholics I know got married at night (including - tigerNkc KC - 11/18 21:31:34

There are Catholics in Kansas? - MOOZOO MU - 11/18 21:51:05

I took communion once at a Catholic wedding - alstl MU - 11/18 21:02:49

You are going to hell(nm) - Tigrrrr! MU

- 11/18 22:26:32

Wait, unless you are immediate family - cooter MU

- 11/18 20:56:32

I wish. - MOOZOO MU - 11/18 21:54:18

I had a Catholic wedding - playhard NWMSU - 11/18 19:55:42

I had a catholic wedding - MidwestLittleTiger STL - 11/18 18:52:21

Catholic receptions are always great. - MOOZOO MU - 11/18 19:58:40

Catholic receptions are always great because the families - BB63 MU - 11/18 21:01:47

yes they are(nm) - DevilsAdvocate MU - 11/18 20:00:43

one Catholic wedding 16 minutes but another is 75 minutes(nm) - TigerFan92 MU - 11/18 18:37:42

Blame the lazy-ass Catholics who want to count that Saturday - Tigrrrr! MU

- 11/18 18:21:52

You know why we go to church on Saturday night? - XRob MU - 11/18 23:37:40

Blasphemer. - MOOZOO MU - 11/18 20:38:10

I had a catholic wedding - TheShoe STL - 11/18 18:09:17

In that case, I celebrate YOU, my friend. - MOOZOO MU - 11/18 18:13:58

We did not have Mass - TheShoe STL - 11/18 18:21:09