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Rick Lister at the Student Health Center diagnosed it

Posted on: October 26, 2016 at 22:04:41 CT

Fire Marshall Bill STL

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I thought it was hemorrhoids. He told me differently, then recommended I go buy some Tucks pads to help with the itch and some Vaseline to serve as a barrier so **** doesn't get in it.

Edited by Fire Marshall Bill at 22:04:56 on 10/26/16

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my ass itches really bad(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 10/26 21:51:37

RE: my ass itches really bad(nm) - TheShoe STL - 10/26 21:57:42

My **** is hard as hell. - Evenflow MU - 10/26 21:52:55

not my a**hole, my ass - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 10/26 21:53:58

also, i just read this post, and it's ****ing disgusting (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 10/26 21:58:18

my kids are on the floor laughing - TheShoe STL - 10/26 21:59:58

sweaty **** covered fissures are definitely a laughing - TigerwTLP MU

- 10/26 22:02:42

Rick Lister at the Student Health Center diagnosed it - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 10/26 22:04:41

hahaha ok this one is hilarious (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 10/26 22:06:09

Can't wait for the 'Rick Lister' handle to show up and - phrejd MU

- 10/26 22:10:14

do you realize how great doubles would be if they had - TigerwTLP MU

- 10/26 22:12:48

There used to be a great one, but alas, - phrejd MU

- 10/26 22:14:27

Nick is definitely a cock sucker. that much we already know(nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 10/26 22:15:04

haha(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 10/26 22:10:45

haha, he told it was common for dudes with muscular legs - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 10/26 22:09:00

whoa... so TMI, but about a year ago i thought i might - TigerwTLP MU

- 10/26 22:11:46

he was a sweet, sweet man - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 10/26 22:14:47

i don't know that i would enjoy someone getting up - TigerwTLP MU

- 10/26 22:16:10

when my doctor tries - TheShoe STL - 10/26 22:18:32

You might (nm) - phrejd MU

- 10/26 22:16:51

Sounds like someone I'd like to meet. (nm) - phrejd MU

- 10/26 22:04:13

you're still young Grasshopper(nm) - TheShoe STL - 10/26 22:03:29

i'm damn near 35 - TigerwTLP MU

- 10/26 22:07:49

I would recommend - TheShoe STL - 10/26 22:14:35

i took fish oil many, many years ago - TigerwTLP MU

- 10/26 22:20:19

Did you put them in your butt? (nm) - phrejd MU

- 10/26 22:22:01

only for a brief moment for flavor, but i swallowed them (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 10/26 22:23:16

Hmm. Well that appears to be the proper application. (nm) - phrejd MU

- 10/26 22:25:13

Wtf? (nm) - phrejd MU

- 10/26 22:01:15

you let your kids read The Shack?(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 10/26 22:00:41

no - TheShoe STL - 10/26 22:02:43

how old are your kids?(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 10/26 22:10:04

16(nm) - TheShoe STL - 10/26 22:12:49

This is my analysis as well(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 10/26 21:59:36

the man clearly wanted to talk about his butthole - TigerwTLP MU

- 10/26 21:57:35

I like to blast those with hot water in the shower. - Evenflow MU - 10/26 21:56:52

blast what?(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 10/26 22:01:15

Whatever itches. Blast the crack until you scratch that itch - Evenflow MU - 10/26 22:05:57

I don't have one of those handheld showerheads - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 10/26 22:06:59

I crank it and touch my toes. - Evenflow MU - 10/26 22:10:06

I might be done with the shack(nm) - TheShoe STL - 10/26 22:17:15

your bung(nm) - TheShoe STL - 10/26 22:04:04

Well then(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 10/26 21:56:15

RE: my ass itches really bad(nm) - Zamboni STL - 10/26 21:51:54