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The funniest, in an awesomely cool way, command in the bible

Posted on: October 20, 2016 at 15:17:37 CT
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James 4:7 "Submit to God, resist the devil, and he will flee from you."

This command is the funniest verse in all of scripture to me, because I imagine it in real imagery. I'm having a conversation with Dad, and the devil comes by, being ignorant, interrupting, and I just stay cool, and resist, and keep having that conversation with Dad, and I mention the blood of Jesus, and the dude runs off. Awesome!

“How you are fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! How you are cut down to the ground, You who weakened the nations! For you have said in your heart: ‘I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God; I will also sit on the mount of the congregation on the farthest sides of the north; I will ascend above the heights of the clouds, I will be like the Most High.’ Yet you shall be brought down to Sheol,
To the lowest depths of the Pit. “Those who see you will gaze at you, And consider you, saying: ‘Is this the one who made the earth tremble, Who shook kingdoms, Who made the world as a wilderness and destroyed its cities, who did not open the house of his prisoners?’"
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The funniest, in an awesomely cool way, command in the bible - MizzouTigerz MU - 10/20 15:17:37
     your god is a very vengeful, angry, insecure, manipluative, - 90Tiger MU - 10/20 15:32:17
          I don't have a god. My God is vengeful, and He does act in - MizzouTigerz MU - 10/20 15:47:33
               if by "evil" you mean me, since I reject him, one of "his - 90Tiger MU - 10/20 15:54:29
                    No. I mean by giving your mom ATM! - Mr. Orange SU - 10/20 16:09:06
                    One only becomes one of His children by exercising faith - MizzouTigerz MU - 10/20 16:02:17
                         don't you dare tell me what He intends, thinks or plans. - 90Tiger MU - 10/20 16:08:28
                              I will do my job as an ambassador without regard to your - MizzouTigerz MU - 10/20 16:16:40
               He is also invisible. nm - Lovely Rita STL - 10/20 15:53:49
                    and made up (nm) - 90Tiger MU - 10/20 15:54:55
                         Which helps with the invisible part (nm) - Lovely Rita STL - 10/20 16:32:40
          Assuming to understand the mind of God - Uncle Fester USMC - 10/20 15:40:27
               lmfao - you just went to bible study. was that so you - 90Tiger MU - 10/20 15:46:07
                    Romans 11:34 - Uncle Fester USMC - 10/20 16:05:33
                         you can't understand the mind of god, fester and teh - 90Tiger MU - 10/20 16:11:10
                              Wrong again. - MizzouTigerz MU - 10/20 16:19:54
                              We understand very little and the best way to understand - Uncle Fester USMC - 10/20 16:15:12
          all religions are cults. - burnt MU - 10/20 15:35:06
     what could oppose the will of god? - burnt MU - 10/20 15:29:43
          That would depend upon whether or not you were speaking - MizzouTigerz MU - 10/20 15:33:13
     Read this last night in Bible study which was great 2Cor:6V7 - Uncle Fester USMC - 10/20 15:24:24
          Shake's head in agreement ------------> - MizzouTigerz MU - 10/20 15:31:53
               glad you two could get together on knowing the mind - 90Tiger MU - 10/20 15:55:26
                    He referenced what is stated in 1 Corinthians 13. - MizzouTigerz MU - 10/20 16:10:38
                         and in this passage, we get the sheep to buy into the - 90Tiger MU - 10/20 16:13:52
                              god wrote nothing. God inspired, that is to say, breathed - MizzouTigerz MU - 10/20 16:18:52




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