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Yep. Our house is spotless, but I do a lot of it, too

Posted on: October 17, 2016 at 10:27:15 CT
Diamond Dave MU
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I hate messes. In fact, we remarked the other day that since I've been living with/married to her for over 5 years now, there hasn't been one overnight where a dish was left on a table, counter, or even in the sink.

I once hand washed (dishwasher was temporarily broke) 41 cups while living with the ex. and 3 kids. Kids would take a couple of drinks put the cup down and get a clean one for the next drink. I finally put all of them away but one each and everyone got one cup with their name Sharpie'd on said cup.

Eventually they found my cup stash and shortly thereafter, I was gone. Love my kids to death, but she wouldn't do shyt to help.
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Wife and I were watching Hoarders yesterday. My god - hefeweizen MU - 10/17 10:16:21
     a friend of mine at work - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 10/17 10:54:11
     Ddi you ever watch Obsessed - meatiger MU - 10/17 10:38:52
          I know a lady that has 22 chihuahuas. - tigersknowbest MU - 10/17 10:41:34
               i bet she is not attractive (nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 10/17 10:47:29
                    ummmmmm I think she could have been at one time but - tigersknowbest MU - 10/17 10:50:48
               My uncle had about 100 chickens and 50 hogs(nm) - alstl MU - 10/17 10:43:48
                    my parents had a potbelly pig named Hillary once.(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 10/17 10:45:05
                         RE: my parents had a potbelly pig named Hillary once.(nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 10/17 10:47:56
                    In his goddam house? gross(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 10/17 10:44:29
     Speaking of hoarding, we haven't talked to my mother in law - cooter MU - 10/17 10:32:20
          Goddam dude(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 10/17 10:32:59
     I really can't watch that show.(nm) - Uncle John MU - 10/17 10:24:43
     There was one in Hazelwood MO about 30 years ago where - Fred G. Sanford USA - 10/17 10:22:37
          I nearly gagged at the one we were watching(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 10/17 10:23:45
               Can you imagine if you had TV that - meatiger MU - 10/17 10:36:43
                    OMG. They say the **** smell pretty much overwhelms even - hefeweizen MU - 10/17 10:37:25
          I saw an episode where she had like 50 cats in a very - Diamond Dave MU - 10/17 10:23:20
               ruined your appetite?? - meatiger MU - 10/17 10:36:02
                    Depends.. see what I did there?(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 10/17 10:36:27
                         Diamond Dave is your double?(nm) - meatiger MU - 10/17 10:37:21
                              Depends, as in diapers(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 10/17 10:37:46
               It just goes to show you can put anything on TV and - Fred G. Sanford USA - 10/17 10:24:29
                    Typical trainwreck show that makes your think you have - hefeweizen MU - 10/17 10:25:12
                         That is probably the thought process of even putting it on - Fred G. Sanford USA - 10/17 10:27:19
                              I think it's much more interesting than say Survivor - Diamond Dave MU - 10/17 10:31:52
     I've seen that one and even when they're finished cleaning - Diamond Dave MU - 10/17 10:17:10
          This one they never went back in. The house was declared a - hefeweizen MU - 10/17 10:17:49
               Oh well they're all like that. One place looked very nice - Diamond Dave MU - 10/17 10:18:38
                    Stats say that at least one home out of 100 is owned by a - hefeweizen MU - 10/17 10:19:49
                         it's not - TheShoe STL - 10/17 10:23:38
                         Definitely seems high. I think my ex. was a hoarder - Diamond Dave MU - 10/17 10:22:02
                              Mine was just a ****ty housekeeper. I lucked out with wife - hefeweizen MU - 10/17 10:23:13
                                   Yep. Our house is spotless, but I do a lot of it, too - Diamond Dave MU - 10/17 10:27:15
                                        We have a cleaner every other week plus the kids are - hefeweizen MU - 10/17 10:29:39
                                             Our kids are all grown and gone, 'cept for the SR in HS - Diamond Dave MU - 10/17 10:31:17
                                   Mine ****ing tricked me(nm) - TheShoe STL - 10/17 10:24:41
                                        You thought she was but she turned out not to be?(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 10/17 10:25:48
                                             She was very neat and clean until we had kids - TheShoe STL - 10/17 10:26:54
                                                  I feel ya' - Diamond Dave MU - 10/17 10:27:58
                                                       what part?(nm) - TheShoe STL - 10/17 10:29:34
                                                            Your hand on my genitalia - Diamond Dave MU - 10/17 10:32:16
                                                                 that's not my hand(nm) - TheShoe STL - 10/17 10:32:41
                                                                      The part about being clean until the kids. Same here - Diamond Dave MU - 10/17 10:35:21
                                                  I used my time as a single man to get rid of tons of **** - hefeweizen MU - 10/17 10:27:53
                                                       I am, too. I just purged a bunch of clothes - Diamond Dave MU - 10/17 10:30:03
                                                            I purge clothes about once a year. Mostly undershirts, - hefeweizen MU - 10/17 10:32:00
                                                                 Yeah, just did a undershirt, etc....throwaway. House was - Diamond Dave MU - 10/17 10:33:40
                                                                      Wife will keep about 3-4 pair of my boxers and white tees - hefeweizen MU - 10/17 10:35:53
                                                                           I'll keep the less-splooged stained ones for dusting rags - Diamond Dave MU - 10/17 10:36:50
                                                                                White tees are good for cars but I dont even do my own car - hefeweizen MU - 10/17 10:39:03




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