We're on the record. Defendant is accused of
Posted on: October 14, 2016 at 13:58:24 CT
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detestable crimes: Prosecutors, you may present your accusations.
These victims came forward your honor, and have stated that the accused groped them, and then bragged about groping them.
The People rest your honor.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, you will now retire to vote on the guilt of the accused.
But your honor, we haven't had a chance to present our client's defense.
I don't care counsel, I've got an agenda to keep.
But judge.
One more word and I'll hold you in contempt, counselor.
(In the jury room) He didn't prove he was innocent.
Judge, we find the defendant guilty, I mean we will, right after we are done with our gubment sooplied piza.
So went the trial of Donald Trump, in the Court of TigerBoard County, Interwebs.