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Jake Wilburn for LT Governor?
Posted on: October 14, 2016 at 10:35:56 CT
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This is his bio on voterguide:
From: Republic, MO
Write In Candidate: Yes
Experience: 2011 family reunion yard dart tournament champion
What, if any, changes would you make in the office of the lieutenant governor during the next four years?
Jake Wilburn
None! How freaking sweet would it be to get elected to a position like this that has no real duties or obligations? If my write-in campaign succeeds and I am voted into the useless office of Lt. Governor, I plan to play video games while collecting my $86.5K / year state salary.
What do you believe are the lieutenant governor's most important responsibilities?
Jake Wilburn
Is that a trick question? The Lt. Governor has no important responsibilities
Jake Wilburn
There is an entire state bureaucracy known as the Missouri department of health and senior services in place for this. So the action I would take is as follows:
*Ring ring
Me: “Hello?”
Caller: “Yes Hello, I am a senior citizen, is this the Lt. Governor?”
Me: *Hits transfer button followed by 573 751-6400 (number to DHSS)
*Click
Jake Wilburn
The size of my ego is eclipsed only by my thirst for power
Jake Wilburn
Apparently my pay can’t be raised while I am serving in office. So that kinda sucks
From: Republic, MO
Write In Candidate: Yes
Experience: 2011 family reunion yard dart tournament champion
What, if any, changes would you make in the office of the lieutenant governor during the next four years?
Jake Wilburn
None! How freaking sweet would it be to get elected to a position like this that has no real duties or obligations? If my write-in campaign succeeds and I am voted into the useless office of Lt. Governor, I plan to play video games while collecting my $86.5K / year state salary.
What do you believe are the lieutenant governor's most important responsibilities?
Jake Wilburn
Is that a trick question? The Lt. Governor has no important responsibilities
Jake Wilburn
There is an entire state bureaucracy known as the Missouri department of health and senior services in place for this. So the action I would take is as follows:
*Ring ring
Me: “Hello?”
Caller: “Yes Hello, I am a senior citizen, is this the Lt. Governor?”
Me: *Hits transfer button followed by 573 751-6400 (number to DHSS)
*Click
Jake Wilburn
The size of my ego is eclipsed only by my thirst for power
Jake Wilburn
Apparently my pay can’t be raised while I am serving in office. So that kinda sucks
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Jake Wilburn for LT Governor? - KCT-BoneTiger MU - 10/14 10:35:56