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Home Warranty repair guy in CoMo took a sh*t in my buddy's

Posted on: September 15, 2016 at 16:45:11 CT
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house.

Do I have you hooked yet?

So... buddy finds out his outside faucet leaks when turned on. Probably froze from the previous owner who left a hose hooked up.

Called his home warranty (he just bought the house recently).

They send out a repair guy.

Guy comes out, cuts a hole in the wall, says he can't get to the pipe without cutting another hole in the wall, but needs approval.

In the meantime, he asks to take a sh*t, cause he has to go bad.

Dude goes in there and sh*ts.

Comes back out, says he will have to check with the Home Warranty people, but if they don't approve it, he'll do it on the side, under the table for $60 + $30 in parts.

Then goes on to tell how he has done some side jobs for this lady and her daughter has been paying him in BLOW JOBS.

My buddy calls the home warranty place back, dude turned in his work order saying he completed the job.

WTF....

Hole in the wall. Took a ****. Wanted to scam his own company.

Edited by KCT-BoneTiger at 16:49:03 on 09/15/16
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Home Warranty repair guy in CoMo took a sh*t in my buddy's - KCT-BoneTiger A - 9/15 16:45:11
     First of all, they would have not even come out because - HandBanana MU - 9/15 18:01:09
     better than any lake story you have ever told(nm) - NWMizzouFan MU - 9/15 16:52:11
     I stopped reading at "Do I have you hooked yet?"(nm) - zodiac6 JC - 9/15 16:49:22
     Even if you may stumble across a halfway decent story - kmawv8 MU - 9/15 16:47:22
     Was he implying... - markymarksthirdnipple STL - 9/15 16:47:02
          I think so. maybe he wanted to cut a - KCT-BoneTiger A - 9/15 16:48:01




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