It's a conspiracy. Xenu and thermite midgets did it.
Posted on: August 24, 2016 at 11:25:41 CT
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They were looking for the secret cavern, of the ultimate weapon, a ham sandwich.
The earthquake was sadly triggered by their dancing, singing, and hur hur hur chanting.
Secret caverns have a low tolerance for nonsense.