GOLL DURN RIGHT!!1!! I lost a TV last year for this CRAP!1

Posted on: August 4, 2016 at 23:26:34 CT

It was last year, right before the sheriff came to serve the DADGUM outstanding warrant which landed me back in the clink.

I was watching a DANG VHS tape of that game we played in the driving rain against Alabama the first year we were in the SEC.

I saw an offside and a hold by Alabama players!!!11! I was able to keep my composure. But when I saw the clip on Alabama's first punt of the game in the second half, I just couldn't take it any longer and I kicked that old Sylvania right in!!!1 RIGHT DADGUM IN!!!!!111

And they I just sat back down there in the broken La-Z-Boy, staring at the smoldering ashes.

And then the sheriff knocked on the screen door. And I knew the DANG jig was up.