Look, you gotta admire people who hustle and try to

Posted on: July 23, 2016 at 10:56:12 CT

make it today. This is an actual email I got recently (unsolicited of course). I really got a kick out of it. And just think - this kind of stuff ACTUALLY WORKS sometimes.
You think he'd change his name to Tom Smith or something. Wonder if they vote democrat or republican. I think I could guess.


Dear Sir,

Good day .
I am Mr. Ahmed Hassan, an financial Consultant and confident to a well rich Politician in my Country.
I am contacting you for confidential business proposal, to enquire from you if you can handle a muti-million dollars investment in your country confidentially.
Note: My client (the Politician) made fifty-five million United States dollars (US$55M) and wants to dispose it fast for any profitable investment in any foreign Country.

Therefore I have been mandated by my client to quickly for a trusted and reliable foreign personality that can invest the above fund into a profitable investment in his or her Country.

Therefore, if you know that you are capable of investing the above fund into a profitable investment in your Country confidentially, you quickly reply my proposal as soon as possible for information on how we can proceed.
I look forward to hear from you soonest.

Thanks
Mr. Ahmed Hassan.