I am at Table Rock this week

Posted on: July 18, 2016 at 14:24:27 CT

Out on the pontoon boat this morning, I began to feel that uncomfortable feeling in the intestinal area. Had the family with me, and knew we had to dock and get back to the cabin quickly. I thought I had enough time.

As we neared the dock, I began to realize the time and concentration needed to park the boat was not going to work with the concentration and quickly ticking down clock needed to hold in the poo.

I continued to clench as hard as I could, but in doing so would lose control of the boat. Nearly drove into the shore at one point. I could feel my face turning red and I was grunting, but at this point the family didn't seem to notice.

I thought I was in the clear until suddenly the point of no return was passed I began docking the boat. The last clench caused me to bump the boat into the dock, which made a little come out. At that point I turned the boat off and jumped into the water and let it rip. As the explosion was taking place, mrscnk was in a combined state of shock and curiosity and yelled out "my god what are you doing?". I told her I got a sudden swarm of bees on me and bailed as I exhaled the last of the poop out.

Under the water, I pulled the back of my trunks and shook around for a while hoping the poo would escape and float away. I got back on the boat, took a nervous look back, and things were mostly clear. I apologized for freaking out and played it off like it was no big deal. I think I'm in the clear now.