Ultimate "Don't turn into your parents" conversation

Posted on: September 16, 2021 at 20:06:21 CT

I was finishing up a business trip today and evesdropping on the three old people at the table next to me. The conversation went something like this:

"I have bottles of hand sanitizer for each of us so you can have your own."
"Oh, I brought four masks and I brought markers in case you would like to decorate yours."
"We need to bring plenty of water and sunscreen."

After being joined by a Millennial I assume was a grandson or something:
"How did you sleep."
"Not great. The pillows were mooshy."
"Oh, you don't bring your own pillows on a trip? Even when we travel on the motorcycle, I bring my pillow and a blanket and my bear."