I keep flirting with Dennis Quaid's fiance in the elevator

Posted on: November 18, 2019 at 15:46:12 CT

I don't ever plan to do it, but the chick moved into my apartment floor in Austin this summer. She was impressed by my job and Vandy degree and stuff when we first started chatting so I just started peacocking and she dug it. I didn't know it was Dennis Quaid's girl at the time.

Then I ran into both of them in the elevator while they were heading off to Tuscany for vaca. He petted my dog and I was all "Hi I'm McMuffin" and he was like "Hi I'm Dennis." I didn't ask him for an esurance quote or what his plans were for the day after tomorrow but should have.

Anyway they are engaged now which I found out first from Eggs because he lives and breathes TMZ and sh**. https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2019/10/8607943/dennis-quaid-fiance-laura-savoie-like-meredith-blake-parent-trap

Have ridden in the elevator with her a few times since and have kept right on peacocking/flirting and she still likes the attention. This morning she was wearing sunglasses in the elevator...at least the celebrity spouse stuff hasn't gone to her head.

Oh and 1. She's no Phillipe, that's true cnk, but still, 1.

Edited by McMuffin at 15:47:42 on 11/18/19