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Caught my foot in an auger once while I was watching

Posted on: August 16, 2019 at 06:56:12 CT

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a cute girl down the road ride by on her Shetland pony. Cut it off right above the ankle. My buddy put it on ice in our beer cooler and rushed me to the local hospital. They drank all our beer, kept the cooler and returned the foot in a glass jar full of rubbing alcohol. Sold it to a traveling carnival for $35. Asked the girl on the pony to go to a barn dance with me and she turned me down. Bad deal all around, except on weekends I make good money in St Louis sitting on sidewalks showing my stump for loose change. Pays the notes on my BMW. Not much of a dancer though.

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Caught my foot in an auger once while I was watching - samclemens MU

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RE: Caught my foot in an auger once while I was watching - SEMO_Hillbilly MU - 8/16 11:00:04

Barn Dance??? - Mizzou1990 MU - 8/16 08:43:54