One of the first times i remember hanging out with this guy

Posted on: January 19, 2019 at 23:46:27 CT

Back at mu we are walking out of the field house, he has a stolen glass full of beer which i assume is required in germany bc he dies it at every damn bar, and two frat boys were trying to "fight" two other frat boys across the street. Yelling sh*t at each other "F*ck you b*tch!" just over and over again. As you probably know this was common.

Anyway everyone is watching this unfold and the other guys are walking up and now standing in the middle of Broadway...and in the middle of a sentence my friend casually says "hang on one second..." Walks over to the guys on our side of the street puts his hand on ones shoulder and says "HEY. Maybe you just go f*ck your friend here HA?! Yeah is ok dont worry" and then yells at the guys standing in the street "HEY ...Now maybe you just go f*ck your friend there huh, hes your boyfriend right?!" Pats the dude on the back and we walk away. Fight over, theyre just stunned.

Im laughing my ass off we're walking away and finally one guy (barely) says 'hey f*ck you man what the f*ck do y..." And my friend goes "I ALREADY EXPLAIN MYSELF!"

And that was it i lost it.

Nothing else happened