A medieval lord was preparing to leave on a crusade.
Posted on: December 18, 2018 at 13:32:38 CT
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He put a chasity belt on his young wife and handed the key to his best knight for safekeeping.
15 minutes into his journey, the knight came riding at full speed. "Something is wrong!" thought the lord.
The knight dismounted and ran huffing up to the lord and yelled, " I THINK YOU GAVE ME THE WRONG KEY!"