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#1. Plant dandelions.

Posted on: October 16, 2018 at 11:00:13 CT
Mormad MU
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They're going to show up naturally, so if you just plant a few more, you get a really nice yard filled with tiny yellow flowers, which saves on the cost of buying flowers.

#2 Take flower savings and buy lottery tickets. Sure, it's like getting hit by lightning, but there are thousands of lightning strikes every day.

#3 Use part of lottery winnings to buy monster truck. Park wherever I want.

#4 Trump method using Ernie "Big Ern" McCracken grip that can be learned from watching Kingpin.

#5. 1 handle per IP address. People can still have multiple handles, they'd just need to invest more to do it.
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     2 - I have 7 properties that i rent out(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 10/16 13:19:36
     RE: 5 discussion options for today: - BandG MU - 10/16 12:30:58
     1 - not a yard weirdo 2 - already retired 3 - can we get - alstl MU - 10/16 11:29:26
     #1. Plant dandelions. - Mormad MU - 10/16 11:00:13
          my tractor is bigger than your monster truck. - colonel angus beef KC - 10/16 11:26:56
     1. I'm in a maintenance-paid villa. I won't do a - 90Tiger STL - 10/16 10:46:40
          You old, hoss?(nm) - McMuffin 99 - 10/16 10:48:12
               old is a relative term, chief (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 10/16 10:49:03
     I'm gonna park on ku's lawn and retire right after I - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 10/16 10:34:29
          Porn will be allowed, so we can sexually harass eachother(nm) - Eggs MU - 10/16 10:37:09
               You really backed in to that spot in your truck(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 10/16 10:38:39
                    I'm not a back in dbag, ace - Eggs MU - 10/16 10:44:59
     I shall take a swing. - catbirdseat MU - 10/16 10:21:00
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          twss(nm) - catbirdseat MU - 10/16 10:22:11
     ill use lottery winning to retire and buy a nice tractor to - colonel angus beef KC - 10/16 10:16:24
          You would look like this I bet.... - catbirdseat MU - 10/16 10:28:31
               if its too good to be true - colonel angus beef KC - 10/16 10:32:38
                    dang. - catbirdseat MU - 10/16 10:35:42
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          he likes em dead, no complaints (nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 10/16 13:06:03
          this is the hr worker every day at 2 pm - colonel angus beef KC - 10/16 10:19:50
               THAT IS ED(nm) - NWMizzouFan MU - 10/16 10:21:21
                    so it really was the chair. - colonel angus beef KC - 10/16 10:22:58
          Last time I sexually harassed someone was in - lqf2b8 MU - 10/16 10:12:47
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