From an outsider's perspective, of course, I feel Keatts
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would be an excellent hire for you guys.
What he lacks in coaching acumen and experience, he more than makes up for with a feral, frothing, foaming, pathological, all-consuming hatred of 'ku'. So your fan base will love him.