Funny and so true. Funniest poop/pants story I have is...
Posted on: June 12, 2012 at 22:56:26 CT
I get off work about 11 PM the Friday before the 2007 big 12 CCG football game between MU and OU in San Antonio. Me and my dad left Blue Springs, MO about 11:15 that night and drove all night to get there. We'd stopped at McD's on 70 in Blue Springs as we left town and at a truck stop in OKC in the wee hours of the morning for a bite and such. Not sure what my dad had to eat at the truck stop but the combo of driving 12 hrs, McD's and the truck stop burrito or whatever it was did him in.
As we're pulling into the San Antonio (about 50 miles to go) he pulls over on the side of 35 and gets out. I'm half asleep but I ask him what he's doing. He says nothing and gets beside the passenger door next to me and drops trow. Leaves an underwear and pants combo of liquid shyte, walks ass and balls hanging to the back of the the SUV and gets into his suitcase and pulls out a pair of underwear and some pants. Off we go.
Throughout the whole football game he'd never stand up when everyone else did for fear of "residual effects."